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Old 21 November 2012, 09:33 PM   #1
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Got a headache Again Dear.

Warning Adult Joke.

A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed when his wife complained, as usual,

"I have a headache."


"Perfect," her husband said.

"I was just in the bathroom powdering my pen#s with aspirin.

You can take it orally, or as a suppository, it's up to you."


Did you hear about the migraine-prone woman whose husband screwed a mirror onto the ceiling, so she could watch her headaches?
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Old 21 November 2012, 10:07 PM   #2
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Old 22 November 2012, 11:26 AM   #3
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Does anyone really know what time it is?
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Old 22 November 2012, 11:40 AM   #4
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Old 22 November 2012, 11:54 AM   #5
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Old 24 November 2012, 12:34 AM   #6
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Old 24 November 2012, 03:52 AM   #7
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Love it! Told it to my wife who ROFL!!
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Old 9 September 2016, 04:13 AM   #8
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I heard a different version of this but this one is funnier!
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Old 9 September 2016, 03:27 PM   #9
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Grinding the aspirin into powder
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Old 9 September 2016, 06:33 PM   #11
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Old 15 September 2016, 02:51 AM   #15
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I'm spitting up my coffee here.
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Old 16 September 2016, 03:12 AM   #16
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Now that is something to make me laugh
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Old 24 September 2016, 11:44 AM   #17
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Old 29 September 2016, 10:44 PM   #18
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