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Old 27 December 2012, 12:36 PM   #1
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Tax Return...

I just received my tax return for 2011 back from the IRS. It puzzles me!!!

They are questioning how many dependents I claimed.

I guess it was because of my response to the question: "List all dependents?"

I replied: 12 million illegal immigrants; 3 million crack heads;

42 million unemployed people on food stamps, 2 million people in over 243 prisons;

Half of Mexico; and 535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate."

Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer. I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHO THE HELL DID I MISS?
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Old 29 December 2012, 12:45 AM   #2
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Old 30 December 2012, 06:19 AM   #3
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Does anyone really know what time it is?
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Old 30 December 2012, 12:20 PM   #4
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Funny because so true.......
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Old 30 December 2012, 12:24 PM   #5
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Old 30 December 2012, 12:34 PM   #6
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Unfortunately, the number has risen since you posted this
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Old 30 December 2012, 03:42 PM   #7
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What's worse is in Illinois 2 of the prisoners are also former governors that we are paying I am sure.
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Old 2 January 2013, 11:53 AM   #8
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Hahahahahaha
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Old 2 January 2013, 12:36 PM   #9
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Agreed,what is this country coming to.
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