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12 January 2013, 10:26 AM
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The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart:
50 Fahrenheit (10 C)
Californians shiver uncontrollably. Canadians plant gardens. 35 Fahrenheit (1.6 C) Italian Cars won't start Canadians drive with the windows down 32 Fahrenheit (0 C) American water freezes Canadian water gets thicker. 0 Fahrenheit (-17..9 C) New York City landlords finally turn on the heat. Canadians have the last cookout of the season. -60 Fahrenheit (-51 C) Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door. -109.9 Fahrenheit (-78.5 C) Carbon dioxide freezes makes dry ice. Canadians pull down their earflaps. -173 Fahrenheit (-114 C) Ethyl alcohol freezes. Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg -459.67 Fahrenheit (-273.15 C) Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops. Canadians start saying "cold, eh?" -500 Fahrenheit (-295 C) Hell freezes over. The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup.
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Member #1,315 I don't want to get technical, but according to chemistry alcohol IS a solution! |
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12 January 2013, 11:04 AM
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 Hilarious! Thanks. |
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12 January 2013, 12:34 PM
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12 January 2013, 12:55 PM
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Nice:)
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12 January 2013, 01:42 PM
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Funny.
The second one is true. Today was just above freezing, a perfect excuse to open the sun roof. The last one just makes me sad. |
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13 January 2013, 03:28 AM
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Couldn't be more true!
 
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13 January 2013, 09:48 AM
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14 January 2013, 06:02 AM
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Does anyone really know what time it is? |
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