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22 January 2013, 04:15 AM | #1 |
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First Date Conversation…
Lady: Do you drink?
Man: Yes Lady: How much a day? Man: 3 six packs Lady: How much per six pack Man: about $10.00 Lady: And how long have you been drinking? Man: 15 years Lady: So 1 six pack cost $10.00 and you have 3 six packs a day which puts your spending each month at $900. In one year, it would be $10,800 correct? Man: Correct Lady: If in 1 year you spend $10,800 not accounting for inflation, the past 15 years puts your spending at $162,000 correct? Man: Correct Lady: Do you know that if you hadn't drank, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 15 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari? Man: Do you drink? Lady: No Man: Where's your f_cking Ferrari?
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22 January 2013, 04:29 AM | #2 |
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22 January 2013, 11:11 AM | #3 |
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Haaaaaaa. Touché
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22 January 2013, 01:49 PM | #4 |
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4 November 2013, 04:48 PM | #5 |
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4 November 2013, 10:37 PM | #6 |
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Hahaha...
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5 November 2013, 12:23 PM | #7 |
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5 November 2013, 01:08 PM | #8 |
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