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padi56 · 16 April 2013, 07:17 PM

Bless her little heart.....How sweet........The secret to long life...

A doctor on his morning walk, noticed the old lady, Fiona pictured above:,
She was sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said,
“I couldn’t help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?”
“I smoke ten cigars a day,” she said. “Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint.
Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food.
On weekends, I pop pills, have sex, and I don’t exercise at all.
“That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?”

“35,” she replied.

MonBK · 16 April 2013, 07:25 PM

:)

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andromeda160 · 16 April 2013, 10:10 PM

Hahahahhaha

77T · 18 April 2013, 11:25 AM

Hairdude1 · 18 April 2013, 02:27 PM

Lol

TSW · 19 April 2013, 04:30 AM

:)

BH13GMT · 19 April 2013, 04:37 AM

love it!!! quality gag

Lion · 21 April 2013, 05:03 AM

Very funny.....

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