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27 April 2013, 02:57 AM | #1 |
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Nag, Nag, Nag.
An attorney arrived home very late, after an extremely tough day trying to get a stay of execution. His last minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed & he was feeling worn out & depressed.
As soon as he walked in the door at home, his wife started on him about, "What time of night to be getting home is this? Where have you been? You didn't bother to phone.Dinner is cold & I'm not re-heating it." And on & on & on. Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual, he poured himself a glass of whiskey & headed off for a long hot soak in the bathtub, pursued by the predictable sarcastic remarks as he dragged himself up the stairs. While he was in the bath, the phone rang. The wife answered & was told that her husband's client, James Wright, had been granted a stay of execution after all. Wright would not be hanged tonight. Finally realizing what a terrible day he must have had, she decided to go upstairs & give him the good news. As she opened the bathroom door, she was greeted by the sight of her husband, bent over naked, drying his legs & feet. "They're not hanging Wright tonight." she said. He whirled around & screamed, "For the love of God woman, don't you ever stop?"
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