The Rolex Forums   The Rolex Watch

ROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEX


Go Back   Rolex Forums - Rolex Forum > General Topics > Jokes & Cartoons

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 27 April 2013, 02:57 AM   #1
Dr. Robert
2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member
 
Dr. Robert's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2009
Real Name: Bob
Location: U.S.A.
Watch: 1655
Posts: 64,276
Nag, Nag, Nag.

An attorney arrived home very late, after an extremely tough day trying to get a stay of execution. His last minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed & he was feeling worn out & depressed.

As soon as he walked in the door at home, his wife started on him about,
"What time of night to be getting home is this? Where have you been? You didn't bother to phone.Dinner is cold & I'm not re-heating it." And on & on & on.

Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual, he poured himself a glass of whiskey & headed off for a long hot soak in the bathtub, pursued
by the predictable sarcastic remarks as he dragged himself up the stairs.

While he was in the bath, the phone rang. The wife answered & was told that her husband's client, James Wright, had been granted a stay of execution after all. Wright would not be hanged tonight.

Finally realizing what a terrible day he must have had, she decided to go upstairs & give him the good news. As she opened the bathroom door,
she was greeted by the sight of her husband, bent over naked, drying his legs & feet.

"They're not hanging Wright tonight." she said.

He whirled around & screamed, "For the love of God woman, don't you ever stop?"
__________________
Founder & Card Carrying Member of the Global Association of Retro-Grouch-Curmudgeons
Dr. Robert is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 27 April 2013, 03:42 AM   #2
cop414
TRF Moderator & 2024 SubLV41 Patron
 
cop414's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2012
Real Name: Tim
Location: Pennsylvania
Watch: 14060M
Posts: 72,242
Never saw it coming...
__________________

Rolex Submariner 14060M
Omega Seamaster 2254.50
DOXA Professional 1200T

Card carrying member of TRF's Global Association of Retro-Grouch-Curmudgeons
TRF's "After Dark" Bar & NightClub Patron
P Club Member #17
2 FA ENABLED
cop414 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 27 April 2013, 04:16 AM   #3
powerfunk
"TRF" Member
 
powerfunk's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2011
Real Name: Rob
Location: Boston, MA
Watch: 1530
Posts: 3,799
powerfunk is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 27 April 2013, 05:57 AM   #4
dukester
"TRF" Member
 
dukester's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
Real Name: Nick
Location: Los Angeles
Watch: 2 SS Daytonas(W&B)
Posts: 542
Haha!
dukester is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 27 April 2013, 02:05 PM   #5
kenhiraihnl
"TRF" Member
 
kenhiraihnl's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2010
Real Name: Ken
Location: Hawaii
Watch: 5512
Posts: 911
__________________

Rolex Milgauss GV (100m 330 feet) (2010) * Rolex Submariner 5512 (200m 660 feet) (1961)
kenhiraihnl is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 27 April 2013, 04:09 PM   #6
Bangel
"TRF" Member
 
Bangel's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: Australia
Watch: 116610LN
Posts: 15,802
Bangel is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 27 April 2013, 04:13 PM   #7
TSW
"TRF" Member
 
TSW's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2009
Real Name: TSW
Location: Le Brassus
Watch: Rolex & AP's
Posts: 27,449
:)
__________________

AP Owners Club
IG @swiss.watch.connection
TSW is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 28 April 2013, 02:33 AM   #8
FeelingTheBlues
"TRF" Member
 
FeelingTheBlues's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2011
Real Name: Carl
Location: Always moving
Watch: If you wish...
Posts: 22,039
__________________
Mon corps c'est un pays en guerre sur l'point d'finir,
Le général de l'armée de terre s'attend au pire,
J'ai faim, j'ai frette, je suis trop faible pour me lever debout,
On va hisser le drapeau blanc un point c'est tout.


- André Fortin
FeelingTheBlues is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 28 April 2013, 06:27 AM   #9
77T
2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member
 
77T's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2010
Real Name: PaulG
Location: Georgia
Posts: 42,016
__________________


Does anyone really know what time it is?
77T is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 28 April 2013, 09:04 AM   #10
Psmith
"TRF" Member
 
Psmith's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2008
Real Name: Clive
Location: Exoplanet
Watch: spring-driven
Posts: 38,856
__________________
Psmith is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 28 April 2013, 01:47 PM   #11
paverman
"TRF" Member
 
paverman's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2010
Real Name: Ken
Location: Illinois
Watch: Too many
Posts: 2,870
paverman is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 28 April 2013, 02:45 PM   #12
Sherwooddavid
"TRF" Member
 
Join Date: Apr 2010
Real Name: Dave
Location: Canada
Watch: Submariner
Posts: 2,080
Sherwooddavid is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 28 April 2013, 03:04 PM   #13
Hairdude1
"TRF" Member
 
Hairdude1's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2012
Real Name: Alex
Location: Chicago
Watch: AP,PP, Rolex
Posts: 37,156
Lol
Hairdude1 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 14 May 2013, 12:50 PM   #14
Trouble15
"TRF" Member
 
Trouble15's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2011
Real Name: Steve
Location: USA
Watch: A few
Posts: 8,884
Trouble15 is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply


Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump

Wrist Aficionado

My Watch LLC

WatchesOff5th

DavidSW Watches

Takuya Watches

OCWatches


*Banners Of The Month*
This space is provided to horological resources.





Copyright ©2004-2024, The Rolex Forums. All Rights Reserved.

ROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEX

Rolex is a registered trademark of ROLEX USA. The Rolex Forums is not affiliated with ROLEX USA in any way.