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Old 30 May 2013, 08:13 AM   #1
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Moose hunting in Canada...

Two guys go to Canada on a hunting trip, they hire a small plane pilot to take them into the Rockies for a week of hunting moose. At the end of the trip they managed to bag six of them but as they are loading the plane to return, the pilot tells them the plane can take only four.

- That's absurd, says one of the hunters. Last year we shot six and the pilot let us take them all in his plane, which looked a lot like yours!

Reluctantly, the pilot gives in and all six are loaded. The plane then takes off but while attempting to cross some mountains the weight of the moose bodies couldn't make them fly high enough so they crashed. Somehow, surrounded by moose bodies, the two hunters get out of the plane without being too injured. The first man then turns to his friend and asks:

- Do you have any idea where we are?

- I'm not sure but I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last year...
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Old 30 May 2013, 12:06 PM   #2
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Two guys go to Canada on a hunting trip, they hire a small plane pilot to take them into the Rockies for a week of hunting moose. At the end of the trip they managed to bag six of them but as they are loading the plane to return, the pilot tells them the plane can take only four.

- That's absurd, says one of the hunters. Last year we shot six and the pilot let us take them all in his plane, which looked a lot like yours!

Reluctantly, the pilot gives in and all six are loaded. The plane then takes off but while attempting to cross some mountains the weight of the moose bodies couldn't make them fly high enough so they crashed. Somehow, surrounded by moose bodies, the two hunters get out of the plane without being too injured. The first man then turns to his friend and asks:

- Do you have any idea where we are?

- I'm not sure but I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last year...
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Old 30 May 2013, 04:22 PM   #3
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That's pretty funny!
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Old 4 June 2013, 12:07 AM   #4
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Ahhh, that one really made me laugh!!
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That is funny
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Old 5 June 2013, 01:49 PM   #6
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That is funny
X2. Good one, Carl
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