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padi56 · 10 June 2013, 10:24 PM

A virile, young Italian man was relaxing at his favourite bar in Rome, when he managed to attract a spectacular young blond. Things progressed to the
point where he invited her back to his apartment,and after some small talk, they retired to his bedroom for sex.

After a pleasant interlude, he asked with a smile, "So... You finish?" She paused for a second,frowned, and replied, "No." Surprised, the young man
reached for her and the love-making resumed. This time she thrashes about
wildly and there are screams of passion. The love-making ends, and again,
the young man smiles, and again he asks, "You finish?" And again, after a short pause,she returns his smile, cuddles closer to him, and softly says, No.

Stunned, but damned if this woman is going to outlast him, the young man reaches for the woman again. Using the last of his strength, he barely manages it, but they climax simultaneously, screaming, bucking,

clawing and ripping the bed sheets. The exhausted Italian falls onto his back, gasping.Barely able to turn his head, he looks into her eyes, smiles proudly,
and asks again, "You finish?" Barely able to speak, she whispers in his ear,

"No, I Norwegian!".

BadBoy · 10 June 2013, 10:55 PM

Hahahaha tears in my eyes

Didn't see that one coming.....

Ristretto · 10 June 2013, 11:25 PM

Reminds me of the "Mind your own Language" tv show, that is hilarious.

steveclocks · 10 June 2013, 11:56 PM

cop414 · 11 June 2013, 12:05 AM

Bangel · 14 June 2013, 11:08 AM

FeelingTheBlues · 11 June 2013, 06:57 AM

The Joker · 12 June 2013, 05:23 AM

subtona · 12 June 2013, 05:27 AM

Hahaha

Trouble15 · 12 June 2013, 12:15 PM

teqp · 12 June 2013, 12:33 PM

77T · 13 June 2013, 01:46 PM

10 June 2013, 10:24 PM	#1
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