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FeelingTheBlues · 18 June 2013, 09:48 AM

A man asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an unusually attractive woman sitting alone at a table in a cozy little restaurant. The waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, while indicating the sender with a nod of his head:

"This is from the gentleman who is seated over there".

She stared at the wine coolly for a few seconds, not looking at the man, then decided to send a reply to him by a note. The waiter, who was lingering nearby for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman. The note read:

For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank and 7' inches in your pants...

After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own in return. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him to deliver it to the lady. It read:

Just to let you know things aren't always what they appear to be, I have a Ferrari Maranello, a BMW Z8, a Mercedes CL600, and a Porsche Turbo in my several garages; I have beautiful homes in Aspen and Miami as well as a 10,000 acre ranch in Louisiana. There is over twenty million dollars in my bank account and portfolio...

...But not even for a woman as beautiful as you would I cut off two inches. Just send the wine back.

mjclark32 · 18 June 2013, 09:59 AM

Hahaha

cop414 · 18 June 2013, 11:10 AM

Classic!

Glenn422 · 18 June 2013, 11:35 AM

Monte Cristo · 18 June 2013, 04:57 PM

good one

crowncollection · 18 June 2013, 06:01 PM

Lol :thumbup::thumbup::):)

swatty · 18 June 2013, 08:14 PM

SearChart · 18 June 2013, 08:39 PM

Bangel · 20 June 2013, 05:13 PM

Touché!

Cru Jones · 20 June 2013, 10:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FeelingTheBlues

and 7' inches in your pants...

seven FEET? wow....this girl is an animal!

77T · 21 June 2013, 02:40 PM

18 June 2013, 09:48 AM	#1
FeelingTheBlues "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2011 Real Name: Carl Location: Always moving Watch: If you wish... Posts: 22,039	Merlot... A man asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an unusually attractive woman sitting alone at a table in a cozy little restaurant. The waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, while indicating the sender with a nod of his head: "This is from the gentleman who is seated over there". She stared at the wine coolly for a few seconds, not looking at the man, then decided to send a reply to him by a note. The waiter, who was lingering nearby for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman. The note read: For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank and 7' inches in your pants... After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own in return. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him to deliver it to the lady. It read: Just to let you know things aren't always what they appear to be, I have a Ferrari Maranello, a BMW Z8, a Mercedes CL600, and a Porsche Turbo in my several garages; I have beautiful homes in Aspen and Miami as well as a 10,000 acre ranch in Louisiana. There is over twenty million dollars in my bank account and portfolio... ...But not even for a woman as beautiful as you would I cut off two inches. Just send the wine back. __________________ Mon corps c'est un pays en guerre sur l'point d'finir, Le général de l'armée de terre s'attend au pire, J'ai faim, j'ai frette, je suis trop faible pour me lever debout, On va hisser le drapeau blanc un point c'est tout. - André Fortin

18 June 2013, 09:59 AM	#2
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18 June 2013, 11:10 AM	#3
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