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27 June 2013, 04:17 AM
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710 the important part of the engine>>>>>
A few days ago I was having some work done at my shop. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred- ten.
We all looked at each other and another customer asked, 'What is a seven-hundred- ten?' She replied, 'You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one..' She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there. So I gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. I then took her over to a car just like hers which had its hood up and asked 'is there a 710 on this car?'. She pointed and said, 'Of course, its right there.' I fainted. Don’t be cross with blondes – they have other qualities, don’t they. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  If you're not sure what a 710 is. 
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27 June 2013, 04:37 AM
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Men....that was really fun Jocke, thanks alot. I will never see you again. Shame on you for going public with this...
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27 June 2013, 04:45 AM
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27 June 2013, 05:31 AM
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Cecilia, my dear, you sound like MY kind of girl 
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27 June 2013, 05:55 AM
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27 June 2013, 06:14 AM
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The SAG is also an important part of the engine.
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27 June 2013, 08:55 AM
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27 June 2013, 04:48 PM
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27 June 2013, 04:45 AM
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It sounds like one of Peter's jokes, except he'd have it as a blonde from Essex...
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27 June 2013, 05:39 AM
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...Jocke didn't mention that the lady was smoking one heck of a cigar, you're safe!  Quote:
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27 June 2013, 05:36 AM
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 Great Jocke 
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27 June 2013, 06:36 AM
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27 June 2013, 08:29 AM
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28 June 2013, 11:55 AM
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Funny
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30 June 2013, 06:27 AM
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Several
For the price of one!
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