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padi56 · 28 July 2013, 10:26 PM

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So one fine afternoon Martha approaches Henry who is sitting on the couch reading a newspaper..

Martha: Henry dear.. do you know today is our 45th wedding anniversary..
Henry: Thats nice dear.
Martha: Henry.. do you know the last time I was feeling frisky?
Henry: 22 years ago Martha.. 22 years...Martha: Well Henry, I think I'm feeling something twitching down there..

Henry jumps up off the couch.. Great scott! Martha! Run into the bedroom and get ready.. I'm gonna shower and meet you there.

10 minutes later Henry comes into the bedroom and sees his wife of 45 years standing on her head on the bed..

Henry: What in the world are you doing???
Martha: Henry.. at your age you think you can get it up?? Why don't you come over here and just drop it in.

FeelingTheBlues · 29 July 2013, 01:03 AM

cop414 · 29 July 2013, 05:18 AM

Hairdude1 · 29 July 2013, 04:59 PM

TSW · 29 July 2013, 08:30 PM

:))

77T · 30 July 2013, 09:01 PM

mjclark32 · 2 August 2013, 02:35 AM

Hahaha

mtrunner · 2 August 2013, 04:08 AM

Bangel · 5 August 2013, 08:43 PM

jatco · 6 August 2013, 03:42 AM

That Is funny....

- Thanks...

28 July 2013, 10:26 PM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,060	On A Promise . So one fine afternoon Martha approaches Henry who is sitting on the couch reading a newspaper.. Martha: Henry dear.. do you know today is our 45th wedding anniversary.. Henry: Thats nice dear. Martha: Henry.. do you know the last time I was feeling frisky? Henry: 22 years ago Martha.. 22 years...Martha: Well Henry, I think I'm feeling something twitching down there.. Henry jumps up off the couch.. Great scott! Martha! Run into the bedroom and get ready.. I'm gonna shower and meet you there. 10 minutes later Henry comes into the bedroom and sees his wife of 45 years standing on her head on the bed.. Henry: What in the world are you doing??? Martha: Henry.. at your age you think you can get it up?? Why don't you come over here and just drop it in. __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

29 July 2013, 01:03 AM	#2
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