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Old 3 January 2014, 06:12 PM   #1
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch.

Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
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Old 3 January 2014, 10:51 PM   #2
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Old 3 January 2014, 10:55 PM   #3
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And he's always late
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Old 4 January 2014, 01:13 PM   #4
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And he's always late
Or: And he's always to early.
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Old 4 January 2014, 08:39 AM   #5
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Old 4 January 2014, 01:23 PM   #7
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
And I believe I read on Wikipedia that the USNO atomic clock synchs to him every 24 hours.
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Old 4 January 2014, 03:24 PM   #8
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Old 5 January 2014, 12:53 AM   #9
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When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris!
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Old 5 January 2014, 01:51 AM   #10
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When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris!
On his very first call he got a busy signal when calling himself.
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Old 5 January 2014, 08:31 PM   #11
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Old 5 January 2014, 12:54 AM   #12
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Chuck Norris has already been to Mars, that's why there's no sign of life there!
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Old 5 January 2014, 11:50 PM   #13
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Never understood the CN bromance.
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Old 8 January 2014, 10:26 AM   #14
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Chuck has always been cool, but he has seen a MAJOR resurgence in recent years.
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Hey, that was really nice. Ya got me!
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Chuck Norris age 70,


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