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Old 3 May 2014, 03:12 AM   #1
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Swedish is not easy>>>>>

Two American tourists drove through the south of Sweden. Then they came to Kristianstad where they started arguing about how
to pronounce the city name. They held on for a long while and when they decided to eat lunch, they came on they would ask
the waitress for help."Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are,
very slowly? "

The blonde leaned over the counter and said: "Burrrrrr gerrrrrr Kiiiiiiing."
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Old 3 May 2014, 03:33 AM   #2
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Old 3 May 2014, 05:04 AM   #3
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Old 3 May 2014, 05:14 AM   #4
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Old 3 May 2014, 05:16 AM   #5
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Old 3 May 2014, 05:23 AM   #6
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Swenglish even harder!
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Old 3 May 2014, 05:28 AM   #7
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Jocke, I feel not again you, have you changed if?
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Old 3 May 2014, 06:27 AM   #8
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goodly joking...
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Old 3 May 2014, 07:29 AM   #9
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Old 3 May 2014, 08:43 AM   #10
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, did you type that all Jocke ?
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Old 3 May 2014, 11:37 AM   #11
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Old 3 May 2014, 02:40 PM   #12
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Momma says stupid is as stupid does.
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Old 3 May 2014, 06:44 PM   #13
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lol.
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Old 3 May 2014, 09:47 PM   #14
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Ahhh...another American embassy.
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Old 20 May 2014, 02:25 PM   #15
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Haha. Nice.
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