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padi56 · 4 January 2006, 03:07 AM

Dina and Paul got married. Paul was a "man about town" so to speak, but Dina was very naive and uninformed about the birds and the bees. Paul was a poor Mailman and could not afford to take time off for a honeymoon. So, that night they retired to his little shack.

When Paul was undressing Dina said, "Oh Paul, what is that?"

Paul being very quick thinking said, "Dina, I am the only man in the world with one of these." and then he proceeded to show her what it was for..and Dina was very happy.

The next morning Paul went off to work as usual. When he returned home that evening, Dina was on the front porch obviously upset about something. "Paul, you told me that you were the only man in the world with one of those, and I saw Gonzalez the gardener changing his clothes behind the shed, and he had one, too.
Thinking fast, Paul said, "Oh, Dina, Gonzalez is my very best friend. I had two of them so I gave him one. He is the only other man in the world with one of those."

Dina being very stupid accepted his answer and they did their thing again that night three times.

Paul went off to work again the next morning and when he returned home, Dina was very upset; stomping her foot on the porch. Paul said, "Dina, what is the matter now?"

"Paul, you gave Gonzalez the best one!!!!"

dina · 4 January 2006, 03:12 AM

Just crazy, Peter

JJ Irani · 4 January 2006, 03:58 AM

Paul made a big mistake.....he had the BEST one as a kid!!!

mailman · 4 January 2006, 04:50 AM

Funny Peter

AJC · 4 January 2006, 05:43 AM

padi56 · 4 January 2006, 09:06 PM

4 January 2006, 03:07 AM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,063	Poor Paul. Dina and Paul got married. Paul was a "man about town" so to speak, but Dina was very naive and uninformed about the birds and the bees. Paul was a poor Mailman and could not afford to take time off for a honeymoon. So, that night they retired to his little shack. When Paul was undressing Dina said, "Oh Paul, what is that?" Paul being very quick thinking said, "Dina, I am the only man in the world with one of these." and then he proceeded to show her what it was for..and Dina was very happy. The next morning Paul went off to work as usual. When he returned home that evening, Dina was on the front porch obviously upset about something. "Paul, you told me that you were the only man in the world with one of those, and I saw Gonzalez the gardener changing his clothes behind the shed, and he had one, too. Thinking fast, Paul said, "Oh, Dina, Gonzalez is my very best friend. I had two of them so I gave him one. He is the only other man in the world with one of those." Dina being very stupid accepted his answer and they did their thing again that night three times. Paul went off to work again the next morning and when he returned home, Dina was very upset; stomping her foot on the porch. Paul said, "Dina, what is the matter now?" "Paul, you gave Gonzalez the best one!!!!" __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

4 January 2006, 03:58 AM	#3
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,319	Paul made a big mistake.....he had the BEST one as a kid!!! __________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

4 January 2006, 04:50 AM	#4
mailman TRF Moderator & SubLV41 2024 Patron Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: . Watch: 126610LN Posts: 35,510	Funny Peter __________________ JJ

4 January 2006, 09:06 PM	#6
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,063	__________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

4 January 2006, 03:12 AM	#2
dina "TRF" Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Real Name: Dina Location: utica Posts: 1,392	Just crazy, Peter

4 January 2006, 05:43 AM	#5
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