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padi56 · 8 January 2006, 11:46 PM

This little boy woke up three nights in a row because he kept hearing thumping noises coming from his parent's room. He finally approached his mom and said, "Mommy, every night I hear you and daddy making noise and when I look in, you're bouncing up and down on him."
His mom is taken by surprise and says, "Oh...well, I'm bouncing on his stomach because he's fat and that makes him thin again."

The boy says, "That won't work."

His mom asks, "Why?"

The boy replies, "Because the lady next door comes by after you leave each day and blows him back up!"

dina · 9 January 2006, 02:29 AM

ralphieralph · 9 January 2006, 02:55 AM

JJ Irani · 9 January 2006, 03:11 AM

mailman · 9 January 2006, 07:26 AM

Too funny

JIM- · 10 January 2006, 10:24 AM

padi56 · 10 January 2006, 08:56 PM

8 January 2006, 11:46 PM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,063	Explaining Sex. This little boy woke up three nights in a row because he kept hearing thumping noises coming from his parent's room. He finally approached his mom and said, "Mommy, every night I hear you and daddy making noise and when I look in, you're bouncing up and down on him." His mom is taken by surprise and says, "Oh...well, I'm bouncing on his stomach because he's fat and that makes him thin again." The boy says, "That won't work." His mom asks, "Why?" The boy replies, "Because the lady next door comes by after you leave each day and blows him back up!" __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

9 January 2006, 03:11 AM	#4
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9 January 2006, 07:26 AM	#5
mailman TRF Moderator & SubLV41 2024 Patron Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: . Watch: 126610LN Posts: 35,510	Too funny __________________ JJ

10 January 2006, 08:56 PM	#7
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,063	__________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

9 January 2006, 02:29 AM	#2
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