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redshirt1957 · 17 April 2008, 09:14 AM

My lovely wife bought a Boston Terrier a couple of years ago for the kids at Christmas and what a disaster. The dog turned out to be blind in one eye, deaf, and god forbid DUMB: and I mean dumb. I have always had working dogs and never wanted this type of mutt. Pedigree my A$$. So that would seem to be the problem, aye? NO. I have had a little bit of a set back lately which seems to be the onset of Alzheimer's. No surprise to any one here who cares to read my dumb posts. So that must be the problem. NO! I have no problem walking around the neighborhood naked saying this is my gun and this is my other gun. I have to admit it is a little disconcerting for a passenger, on the plane I am flying, to recognize me as their neighbor. So by god this must be the problem that has me so upset. NO!

The problem! I now have a dog that the family has disowned becasue he FARTS constantly and he loves me and spends all his waking hours next to me. What the hell do I do to deserve this.

No joke. This dog can fart with the best of them.

Gaijin · 17 April 2008, 09:19 AM

Hahahaha! The dog loves you. You are blessed. Dogs are gifts from God.

Arby · 17 April 2008, 11:08 AM

easy fix...

Lisa · 17 April 2008, 01:38 PM

He may turn out to save the say like this guy...

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Carolina · 18 April 2008, 04:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Lisa

He may turn out to save the say like this guy...

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See?? I knew there was a reason you bought that book!

Ashley · 17 April 2008, 03:16 PM

My aunt's Boston Terrier is a terrible farter too. Sometimes it even wakes him up, he turns his head and looks at his butt as if to say "Whatever could that have been?"

He's still not as bad as my uncle's eighty pound boxer

jasonbellevue · 17 April 2008, 05:18 PM

Great story Joe, thanks for making me laugh so hard.

JJ Irani · 17 April 2008, 05:31 PM

Too funny,Joe!!

SPACE-DWELLER · 17 April 2008, 07:26 PM

Don't sweat it!

JJ and I fart, too.

2careless · 17 April 2008, 08:19 PM

Take him to the vet. Pay him money to get the dog fixed, or ...

Scarface · 17 April 2008, 10:09 PM

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Originally Posted by 2careless

Take him to the vet. Pay him money to get the dog fixed, or ...

You mean the Dog Service Center

?
And what would you suggest, change the bezel

?

oneillba · 18 April 2008, 05:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Scarface

You mean the Dog Service Center

?
And what would you suggest, change the bezel

?

Hmm, maybe an ointment or suppository?

Lol-x · 17 April 2008, 09:05 PM

Kai is right, the vet will be able to do something to help the dog and you out. Maybe some tablets or other treatment.
Good Luck

2careless · 17 April 2008, 10:25 PM

or... put the dog to sleep, end the misery!

Scarface · 17 April 2008, 10:27 PM

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Originally Posted by 2careless

or... put the dog to sleep, end the misery!

Ohhhh noooooooooo!
I am against such methods unless it is about a fatal illness.

2careless · 17 April 2008, 10:35 PM

Seriously, what's the quality of life of the dog? He's blind on one eye, deaf, ... disowned... and probably some real illness if he's farting all the time...

Scarface · 17 April 2008, 11:32 PM

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Originally Posted by 2careless

Seriously, what's the quality of life of the dog? He's blind on one eye, deaf, ... disowned... and probably some real illness if he's farting all the time...

I know Kai, you may be right...

Pity the dog can't speak its opinion

redshirt1957 · 18 April 2008, 12:15 AM

Wife took him to the Vet and said he is healthy as can be in spite of being half blind, mostly deaf, and very flatulent. The fix for the dog is a herbal pill that makes the DOG's farts smell like an ocean breeze that has a little paper mill smell mixed in. Since the dog has now bonded with me, the Vet's suggestion is to live and let live as the dog now has a friend. Since he is now my dog, I have changed him name from Buddy to Flounder; as in the fish with eyes on the same side. Google Boston Terrier and you will see why. He is a great dog and I will make sure he is taken care of.

Now for my problems. The wife has suggested either neutering or an assisted living home. Too bad for her that the homes do not take pets.

I will get back to you guys on the neutering.

Lisa · 18 April 2008, 12:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by redshirt1957

Wife took him to the Vet and said he is healthy as can be in spite of being half blind, mostly deaf, and very flatulent. The fix for the dog is a herbal pill that makes the DOG's farts smell like an ocean breeze that has a little paper mill smell mixed in. Since the dog has now bonded with me, the Vet's suggestion is to live and let live as the dog now has a friend. Since he is now my dog, I have changed him name from Buddy to Flounder; as in the fish with eyes on the same side. Google Boston Terrier and you will see why. He is a great dog and I will make sure he is taken care of.

Now for my problems. The wife has suggested either neutering or an assisted living home. Too bad for her that the homes do not take pets.

I will get back to you guys on the neutering.

You're not even weaned yet and now you're gonna get neutered?

redshirt1957 · 22 April 2008, 01:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Lisa

You're not even weaned yet and now you're gonna get neutered?

Just like me to put the hotdog before the buns.

Earl · 17 April 2008, 10:36 PM

you can give the dog herbal supplements to counter the gas. I just don't remember the name atm. I too have a Boston Terrier, and he too at times has gas and the smell I swear smells like or worst than human! :o) he's my bud! If the guys cant fart together then what is this world coming to?? roflmao

Lisa · 17 April 2008, 10:53 PM

Do you think Bean-O would work for a dog? I bet the vet would have some ideas...

Carolina · 18 April 2008, 04:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by redshirt1957

My lovely wife bought a Boston Terrier a couple of years ago for the kids at Christmas and what a disaster. The dog turned out to be blind in one eye, deaf, and god forbid DUMB: and I mean dumb. I have always had working dogs and never wanted this type of mutt. Pedigree my A$$. So that would seem to be the problem, aye? NO. I have had a little bit of a set back lately which seems to be the onset of Alzheimer's. No surprise to any one here who cares to read my dumb posts. So that must be the problem. NO! I have no problem walking around the neighborhood naked saying this is my gun and this is my other gun. I have to admit it is a little disconcerting for a passenger, on the plane I am flying, to recognize me as their neighbor. So by god this must be the problem that has me so upset. NO!

The problem! I now have a dog that the family has disowned becasue he FARTS constantly and he loves me and spends all his waking hours next to me. What the hell do I do to deserve this.

No joke. This dog can fart with the best of them.

My grandmother used to have a German Shepherd that always farted. She would constantly be lighting matches!

gtbike72 · 18 April 2008, 05:50 AM

i have a dog that smell his fart's

Scooby · 18 April 2008, 06:20 AM

Yeah sure Joe, it's the dog.

Carolina · 18 April 2008, 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Scooby

Yeah sure Joe, it's the dog.

Dogs get blamed for everything!

Terry Newton · 18 April 2008, 11:58 AM

I just had to open up this thread. I laughed so hard I almost peed in my pants.

Poor, poor, pitiful, popping, pooping, portly, pugnacious, pouting, pooper pet.

He's probably happy to share his flatulence with someone who cares.

Better thee than me.

I would say if you can't share your farts with your dog then what's the sense in being. Tao

Terry Newton

redshirt1957 · 22 April 2008, 01:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scooby

Yeah sure Joe, it's the dog.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carolina

Dogs get blamed for everything!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Terry Newton

I just had to open up this thread. I laughed so hard I almost peed in my pants.

Poor, poor, pitiful, popping, pooping, portly, pugnacious, pouting, pooper pet.

He's probably happy to share his flatulence with someone who cares.

Better thee than me.

I would say if you can't share your farts with your dog then what's the sense in being. Tao

Terry Newton

Okay. Well maybe I was adding some aroma to the air as well.

All three of you are a hoot and funny as can be.

Now let me get back to beer and pickled eggs. I will make the dog eyes water as revenge.

Lisa · 24 April 2008, 04:53 AM

Just send Joe over to sit on your couches with his shock collar, beer and febreeze-farts. You'll never have to worry about company again.

redshirt1957 · 24 April 2008, 05:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Lisa

Just send Joe over to sit on your couches with his shock collar, beer and febreeze-farts. You'll never have to worry about company again.

Okay. We must have been married in a previous life as I have been accused of keeping the company away with my strange humor and habits by my previous wives.

17 April 2008, 09:14 AM	#1
redshirt1957 "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Real Name: Bubba Location: Bitsyville! Watch: Blue YM today! Posts: 10,053	Farting Dog! My lovely wife bought a Boston Terrier a couple of years ago for the kids at Christmas and what a disaster. The dog turned out to be blind in one eye, deaf, and god forbid DUMB: and I mean dumb. I have always had working dogs and never wanted this type of mutt. Pedigree my A$$. So that would seem to be the problem, aye? NO. I have had a little bit of a set back lately which seems to be the onset of Alzheimer's. No surprise to any one here who cares to read my dumb posts. So that must be the problem. NO! I have no problem walking around the neighborhood naked saying this is my gun and this is my other gun. I have to admit it is a little disconcerting for a passenger, on the plane I am flying, to recognize me as their neighbor. So by god this must be the problem that has me so upset. NO! The problem! I now have a dog that the family has disowned becasue he FARTS constantly and he loves me and spends all his waking hours next to me. What the hell do I do to deserve this. No joke. This dog can fart with the best of them.

17 April 2008, 05:18 PM	#7
jasonbellevue "TRF" Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Real Name: Jason Location: at home Posts: 5,098	Great story Joe, thanks for making me laugh so hard. __________________

17 April 2008, 05:31 PM	#8
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,319	Too funny,Joe!! __________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

17 April 2008, 07:26 PM	#9
SPACE-DWELLER "TRF" Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Real Name: Bo Location: Denmark Watch: Rolex, of course! Posts: 22,436	Turn the sound of your PC!!! Don't sweat it! JJ and I fart, too. __________________ With kind regards, Bo LocTite 221: The Taming Of The Screw...

17 April 2008, 09:05 PM	#13
Lol-x Facilitator Join Date: Nov 2005 Real Name: Steve Location: Omnipresent Posts: 33,590	Kai is right, the vet will be able to do something to help the dog and you out. Maybe some tablets or other treatment. Good Luck __________________ *Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be.* ~Abraham Lincoln Nothing compares to the simple pleasure of a bike ride. ~John F. Kennedy ROLEXploitation - yeah I'm a victim

17 April 2008, 09:19 AM	#2
Gaijin 2024 ROLEX DATEJUST41 Pledge Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Japan Watch: ing your back. Posts: 16,179	Hahahaha! The dog loves you. You are blessed. Dogs are gifts from God.

17 April 2008, 01:38 PM	#4
Lisa "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: oklahoma city Posts: 15,741	He may turn out to save the say like this guy... [/IMG]

17 April 2008, 03:16 PM	#6
Ashley "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Real Name: Ashley Location: Calgary Posts: 6,967	My aunt's Boston Terrier is a terrible farter too. Sometimes it even wakes him up, he turns his head and looks at his butt as if to say "Whatever could that have been?" He's still not as bad as my uncle's eighty pound boxer

17 April 2008, 08:19 PM	#10
2careless "TRF" Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Melbourne, AU Watch: Pepsi Posts: 4,370	Take him to the vet. Pay him money to get the dog fixed, or ...

17 April 2008, 10:25 PM	#14
2careless "TRF" Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Melbourne, AU Watch: Pepsi Posts: 4,370	or... put the dog to sleep, end the misery!

17 April 2008, 10:35 PM	#16
2careless "TRF" Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Melbourne, AU Watch: Pepsi Posts: 4,370	Seriously, what's the quality of life of the dog? He's blind on one eye, deaf, ... disowned... and probably some real illness if he's farting all the time...

18 April 2008, 12:15 AM	#18
redshirt1957 "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Real Name: Bubba Location: Bitsyville! Watch: Blue YM today! Posts: 10,053	Wife took him to the Vet and said he is healthy as can be in spite of being half blind, mostly deaf, and very flatulent. The fix for the dog is a herbal pill that makes the DOG's farts smell like an ocean breeze that has a little paper mill smell mixed in. Since the dog has now bonded with me, the Vet's suggestion is to live and let live as the dog now has a friend. Since he is now my dog, I have changed him name from Buddy to Flounder; as in the fish with eyes on the same side. Google Boston Terrier and you will see why. He is a great dog and I will make sure he is taken care of. Now for my problems. The wife has suggested either neutering or an assisted living home. Too bad for her that the homes do not take pets. I will get back to you guys on the neutering.

17 April 2008, 10:36 PM	#21
Earl "TRF" Member Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: Who Me? Location: Northern Virginia Watch: out Posts: 4,616	you can give the dog herbal supplements to counter the gas. I just don't remember the name atm. I too have a Boston Terrier, and he too at times has gas and the smell I swear smells like or worst than human! :o) he's my bud! If the guys cant fart together then what is this world coming to?? roflmao

17 April 2008, 10:53 PM	#22
Lisa "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: oklahoma city Posts: 15,741	Do you think Bean-O would work for a dog? I bet the vet would have some ideas...

18 April 2008, 06:20 AM	#25
Scooby Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Real Name: Darren Location: Virginia, USA Watch: GMT Posts: 923	Yeah sure Joe, it's the dog.

18 April 2008, 11:58 AM	#27
Terry Newton "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Real Name: Terry Newton Location: Michigan Watch: Rolex TT GMT II c Posts: 6,644	I just had to open up this thread. I laughed so hard I almost peed in my pants. Poor, poor, pitiful, popping, pooping, portly, pugnacious, pouting, pooper pet. He's probably happy to share his flatulence with someone who cares. Better thee than me. I would say if you can't share your farts with your dog then what's the sense in being. Tao Terry Newton __________________ Terry Newton; Superstar and Fake Sleuth "Z" SS Date Submariner "Z" TT GMT-Master IIc

24 April 2008, 04:53 AM	#29
Lisa "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: oklahoma city Posts: 15,741	Just send Joe over to sit on your couches with his shock collar, beer and febreeze-farts. You'll never have to worry about company again.

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