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Old 3 May 2015, 11:26 PM   #1
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Special Tattoo.

A man wanted a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his pen#s. So he goes to a Tattoo Shop and makes the request.

The Tattoo designer tells him that it would cost him $500 to do the special bizarre request. The guy thinks for a while and decides that its a fair price. The designer starts the tattoo-ing and in the middle of the job asks the man, "Why are you doing this?" The man replies, "That's personal."

With that, the designer continues to do the tattoo. The designer is still intrigued by such a bizarre request, so he tells the customer, "I'll waive the $500.00 if you tell me why you are doing this." The man thinks again and replies, "Okay, that's reasonable."

The man continues, "There are three reasons...
1. I like to play with money.
2. I like to watch money grow.
3. And at last the most important... if my wife wants to blow a hundred, well, she can do it right at home.
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Old 4 May 2015, 03:07 AM   #2
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Here is a related one.

Nurse #1 told nurse #2.
You know that patient in Rm 69? He has a tattoo that says Saskatchewan on his wee wee.

Nurse # 2 checked it out and told #1: it doesn't say Saskatchewan, it says Swan. I am sure of it.

#1 says no way, I am sure it says Saskatchewan.

Here is a pic of what Nurse #1 looks like:



Pic of #2? Well, let's just say don't bother.......
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Old 4 May 2015, 03:09 AM   #3
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Old 4 May 2015, 09:31 AM   #4
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Old 4 May 2015, 12:22 PM   #5
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Both very funny. And I don't think I have ever had nurse #1 when I was at the hospital!!


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Old 15 May 2015, 06:05 AM   #9
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