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Tarandy · 2 October 2015, 06:11 AM

A bloke goes into a bar and sits himself right next to a beautiful girl, the girl catches him non stop looking at his watch. She says "is your date late?" The man replys "no, I've just brought the latest rolex and I'm about to test it." She smiles at him and says"what does it do?" "Well" he replys " it uses alpha waves to telepathy talk to me". She's intrigued " what's telling you now" she asks him. He chuckles and replies " it says you're not wearing any panties" The girl giggles and says " well it must be a broken then because I am" The guy shakes his head and says " I haven't set it it's still an hour fast"

johnbeth · 2 October 2015, 08:45 AM

Love it !!

Hairdude1 · 2 October 2015, 11:24 AM

Psmith · 2 October 2015, 06:27 PM

Oldie but goodie

FarrelFortunio · 3 October 2015, 12:09 AM

Like it..:)

watchwatcher · 11 October 2015, 01:37 AM

badass09 · 18 October 2015, 05:52 PM

lol.. that's funny but in real life he'd be getting a slap right away..

Tri-Tip · 20 October 2015, 04:39 AM

Don't see that working in real life, but funny on the internet.

Bisquitlips · 21 October 2015, 03:05 PM

2 October 2015, 06:11 AM	#1
Tarandy "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2015 Location: England Posts: 370	New rolex A bloke goes into a bar and sits himself right next to a beautiful girl, the girl catches him non stop looking at his watch. She says "is your date late?" The man replys "no, I've just brought the latest rolex and I'm about to test it." She smiles at him and says"what does it do?" "Well" he replys " it uses alpha waves to telepathy talk to me". She's intrigued " what's telling you now" she asks him. He chuckles and replies " it says you're not wearing any panties" The girl giggles and says " well it must be a broken then because I am" The guy shakes his head and says " I haven't set it it's still an hour fast"

2 October 2015, 11:24 AM	#3
Hairdude1 "TRF" Member Join Date: Apr 2012 Real Name: Alex Location: Chicago Watch: AP,PP, Rolex Posts: 37,156	__________________ Instagram: @Hairdude Watches in Collection 5070R, 5522A, 214270 MK1, 228238 16750, 26401, 5711, 116718, 116710LN, 116300, 16710"Coke", 372, 15300, 15703 (All Flipped) Official Member "Perpetual 30" Las Vegas GTG 2016 Official Member "WIS-CON" Las Vegas International GTG 2017 Official Member 'WIS-CON' Las Vegas Int'l GTG 2018

2 October 2015, 06:27 PM	#4
Psmith "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Real Name: Clive Location: Exoplanet Watch: spring-driven Posts: 38,856	Oldie but goodie __________________

21 October 2015, 03:05 PM	#9
Bisquitlips 2024 Pledge Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Real Name: Richard Location: USA Watch: YM Deep Space Posts: 12,521	__________________ Rolex Yacht-Master 40mm (SS-YG / Deep Space MOP) 16623 Breitling Aerospace Titanium / 18K with UTC. Omega Speedmaster 3510.50 Oris TT1 Pro Diver Regulator 43MM

2 October 2015, 08:45 AM	#2
johnbeth "TRF" Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Real Name: John Location: Australia Watch: Depends on mood. Posts: 9,536	Love it !!

3 October 2015, 12:09 AM	#5
FarrelFortunio "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2015 Real Name: Farrel Fortuni Location: Jakarta Watch: Casio Posts: 2	Like it..:)

11 October 2015, 01:37 AM	#6
watchwatcher "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Real Name: Larry Location: Kentucky Watch: Yes Posts: 35,047

18 October 2015, 05:52 PM	#7
badass09 "TRF" Member Join Date: Oct 2012 Real Name: prabhu Location: singapore Watch: ROLEX 116613LBD Posts: 713	lol.. that's funny but in real life he'd be getting a slap right away..

20 October 2015, 04:39 AM	#8
Tri-Tip "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: CA, USA Watch: Out!!! Posts: 6,474	Don't see that working in real life, but funny on the internet.

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