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Old 6 October 2015, 11:02 PM   #1
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The teacher asked her class to write down on a piece of paper that type of work Thier Daddies did.
The children very excited quickly wrote down their answers.
One by one the teacher asked each child to stand and describe the job.
There was much laughter and screaming apart from, That is, little Tommy.
" Tommy, why you look so sad?" Asked the teacher.
Tommy slowly rose to his feet and replied " my dad is a stripper in the gay bar the other children remained silent as Tommy continued, sometimes he doesn't come home and my mummy sits and cries. sometimes he sells his body for other men's pleasure, there were gasps around the classroom. the teacher acted quickly and dismissed the children, telling them to go out and play. she walked up to little Tommy, put her arm around his shoulder and asked "is all that true Tommy?" "no, not at all miss he really plays rugby for England but I was too embarrassed to say".
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Old 7 October 2015, 03:49 AM   #3
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Old 7 October 2015, 04:02 AM   #4
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Old 7 October 2015, 06:04 AM   #6
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Old 7 October 2015, 07:39 AM   #7
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Old 7 October 2015, 01:26 PM   #9
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