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16 February 2006, 10:01 PM | #1 |
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Sheik Twister.
Three guys were on a trip to Saudi Arabia. One day, they stumbled into a harem tent filled with over 100 beautiful women.
They started getting friendly with all the women, when suddenly the Sheik came in. "I am the master of all these women. No one else can touch them except me. You three men must pay for what you have done today. I will punish you in a way relating to your profession." The sheik turns to the first man and asks him what he does for a living. "I'm a cop", says the first man. "Then we will shoot your pen#s off!", said the sheik.Sorry Craig you win some you lose some He then turned to the second man and asked him what he did for a living. "I'm a firemen", said the second man. "Then we will burn your pen#s off!", said the sheik. Finally, he asked the last man, "And you, what do you do for a living?" And the third man answered, with a sly grin, "I'm a lollipop salesman!"
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16 February 2006, 11:55 PM | #2 |
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17 February 2006, 03:39 AM | #3 |
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Padi, you're on a terrific roll today!!
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17 February 2006, 05:50 AM | #4 |
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Arrrrrgh! next time I'll tell them I'm a mailman. At least that way, they'll let me be late to my own torture.
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ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder |
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