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JohnBaker3 · 25 January 2016, 12:22 PM

A hotel guest calls the front desk and the clerk answers, "May I help you?"

The man says, "Yes, I'm in room 858. You need to send someone to my room immediately."

"I'm having an argument with my wife and she's trying to jump out the window."

The desk clerk says, "I'm sorry sir, but that's a personal matter."

The man replies, "Listen you idiot. The window won't open... and that's a maintenance matter!"

asadtiger · 26 January 2016, 12:40 AM

Hahahahaha...

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Psmith · 26 January 2016, 01:21 AM

Sperry · 26 January 2016, 07:33 AM

Reminds me of a true story . . .

Bonus joke

BBL · 21 February 2016, 10:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sperry

Reminds me of a true story . . .

Bonus joke

Hairdude1 · 26 January 2016, 03:01 PM

AzPaul · 27 January 2016, 09:59 AM

Nice one

vitalsignsrn · 21 February 2016, 03:33 PM

BNA/LION · 21 February 2016, 03:35 PM

subtona · 21 February 2016, 03:58 PM

Ouch

Danny83 · 21 February 2016, 04:18 PM

BBL · 21 February 2016, 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JohnBaker3

A hotel guest calls the front desk and the clerk answers, "May I help you?"

The man says, "Yes, I'm in room 858. You need to send someone to my room immediately."

"I'm having an argument with my wife and she's trying to jump out the window."

The desk clerk says, "I'm sorry sir, but that's a personal matter."

The man replies, "Listen you idiot. The window won't open... and that's a maintenance matter!"

Jayshan · 29 May 2016, 10:01 AM

swatty · 29 May 2016, 07:31 PM

SemperFi · 18 June 2016, 02:46 AM

That's good.

jatco · 18 June 2016, 02:55 AM

..Thats Funny.. and so is the Bonus ..!!

25 January 2016, 12:22 PM	#1
JohnBaker3 2024 Pledge Member Join Date: Feb 2014 Real Name: John Baker III Location: Spring,Texas Watch: 1971 Red Sub Posts: 2,222	A Problem At the Hotel A hotel guest calls the front desk and the clerk answers, "May I help you?" The man says, "Yes, I'm in room 858. You need to send someone to my room immediately." "I'm having an argument with my wife and she's trying to jump out the window." The desk clerk says, "I'm sorry sir, but that's a personal matter." The man replies, "Listen you idiot. The window won't open... and that's a maintenance matter!" __________________ As I've grown older, I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing off everyone is a piece of cake.

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26 January 2016, 07:33 AM	#4
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