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Old 16 July 2008, 10:23 AM   #1
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10 scientific reasons to have sex.......

1. Scientific tests find that when women make love, they produce double amounts of the hormone estrogen, which make hair shiny and skin smooth.

2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.

3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.

4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscles in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps and you don't need special sneakers!

5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases the body endorphin into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.

6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!

7. Sex is the safest tranquillizer in the world. It is 10 times more effective than Valium.

8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.

9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.

10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.


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Old 16 July 2008, 11:00 AM   #2
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ya lost me after..."10 scientific reasons to have sex"
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Old 16 July 2008, 12:11 PM   #3
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I disagree with point 9. Try and tell my wife that.............
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Old 17 July 2008, 04:11 AM   #5
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I disagree with point 9. Try and tell my wife that.............
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Old 16 July 2008, 06:02 PM   #7
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Old 16 July 2008, 06:32 PM   #8
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Old 16 July 2008, 09:06 PM   #9
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Hey! You cutie with the inhaler! Have I got news for you! :-)
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Only works for those lucky souls that don't have to pay for sex.
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Old 17 July 2008, 07:59 PM   #11
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So this is why I had hay fever when I was a kid but not any more?
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Old 17 July 2008, 10:20 AM   #13
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Eh, special sneakers for swimming?
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