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East Bay Rider · 17 July 2008, 12:55 PM

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

Eatalotopus (Eat-a-lot-o-puss)

From my almost 12 year old son. One of the older kids at Karate camp told him. (I don't think he really gets it - he's pretty naive - more so than his friends) but I'm sure he acted like he understood.
Glad he told me, but still worried.

redshirt1957 · 17 July 2008, 01:03 PM

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Originally Posted by East Bay Rider

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

Eatalotopus (Eat-a-lot-o-puss)

From my almost 12 year old son. One of the older kids at Karate camp told him. (I don't think he really gets it - he's pretty naive - more so than his friends) but I'm sure he acted like he understood.
Glad he told me, but still worried.

Just part of us dads learing that our little kids are growing up. Man, you should have seen the look on my face when my 13 year old talked openly about her period. I had a heart attack, but pulled through to post here.

pwrslider · 17 July 2008, 03:08 PM

limbo · 17 July 2008, 05:10 PM

JJ Irani · 17 July 2008, 05:11 PM

swatty · 17 July 2008, 07:54 PM

Nice one

Hatchet · 17 July 2008, 09:40 PM

My daughter told me this one when she was about 11.

What word begins with f and ends with k?
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Firetruck!!

Hatchet · 17 July 2008, 09:41 PM

I always heard it as nymphomaniac lesbian dinosaur--likkalottpus.

The male version is megasoreass.

Lisa · 17 July 2008, 11:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Hatchet

I always heard it as nymphomaniac lesbian dinosaur--likkalottpus.

The male version is megasoreass.

toph · 17 July 2008, 09:53 PM

Ok sorry to intrude-
but what do you call a one eyed dinosaur?

Dyathinkhesaurus ( do -you-think he saw us)

frostie · 17 July 2008, 10:49 PM

aanthunter7 · 18 July 2008, 03:17 AM

Why don't the dinosaur cross the road anymore?

Because their eggs stink(extinct)

ratae1950 · 18 July 2008, 07:33 AM

Reminds me of an old Greek friend who was a bit too close to his mom--EATAPUSS

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