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Old 16 March 2016, 03:31 AM   #1
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This will make you laugh....

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Old 16 March 2016, 03:32 AM   #2
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Where else would you keep it???
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Old 16 March 2016, 03:33 AM   #3
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So this was A body search. . . 😂

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Old 16 March 2016, 04:26 AM   #4
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Well, that ......... stinks!
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Old 16 March 2016, 04:30 AM   #5
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A crack? Well, duh.

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Old 16 March 2016, 04:38 AM   #6
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crack in da crack??!?!?!?
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Old 16 March 2016, 04:40 AM   #7
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Yeah, but was he smoking it at the time?
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Old 16 March 2016, 04:53 AM   #8
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......another meaning to 'anal retention' .........
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Old 16 March 2016, 06:03 AM   #9
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Lol. That made me chuckle.
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Old 16 March 2016, 09:31 AM   #10
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Old 16 March 2016, 10:11 AM   #11
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Wonder where he had the pipe?
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Old 17 March 2016, 01:19 PM   #12
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Oh buffalo. Always something
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Found drugs in suspects butts hundreds of times in my career. I worked my whole career on patrol in the crack / heroin central of the city I worked for. That's why ( one of the major reasons) we all carried rubber gloves and a leatherman with the pinch pliers. God help you if you book a guy into jail and the deputies find it after you. Your pre booking searches will never be trusted again.

I've done spotting missions where I've seen dealers remove drugs from their mouths or asses, sell it to an addict and they immediately pop it into thier mouth. They all carried freaking big gulps so that if they saw us approach they would take a swig and swallow the balloon.

When I first started I noticed globs of human crap on the walls of buildings. Perplexed. An old timer tells me "Yea when they swallow dope they then shit it out into their hand." "Then toss it as hard as they can against the wall to make the drugs pop out."

Aaah, the War On Drugs.

Another really shitty part of the job.
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Old 17 March 2016, 08:51 PM   #15
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Found drugs in suspects butts hundreds of times in my career. I worked my whole career on patrol in the crack / heroin central of the city I worked for. That's why ( one of the major reasons) we all carried rubber gloves and a leatherman with the pinch pliers. God help you if you book a guy into jail and the deputies find it after you. Your pre booking searches will never be trusted again.

I've done spotting missions where I've seen dealers remove drugs from their mouths or asses, sell it to an addict and they immediately pop it into thier mouth. They all carried freaking big gulps so that if they saw us approach they would take a swig and swallow the balloon.

When I first started I noticed globs of human crap on the walls of buildings. Perplexed. An old timer tells me "Yea when they swallow dope they then shit it out into their hand." "Then toss it as hard as they can against the wall to make the drugs pop out."

Aaah, the War On Drugs.

Another really shitty part of the job.
Nothing worse than getting that call from the jail... did you search that guy? Yea... but did you search him "really well", ummmmm, yea? Well you need to get back here, you missed something, oh crap,,,
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Found drugs in suspects butts hundreds of times in my career. I worked my whole career on patrol in the crack / heroin central of the city I worked for. That's why ( one of the major reasons) we all carried rubber gloves and a leatherman with the pinch pliers. God help you if you book a guy into jail and the deputies find it after you. Your pre booking searches will never be trusted again.

I've done spotting missions where I've seen dealers remove drugs from their mouths or asses, sell it to an addict and they immediately pop it into thier mouth. They all carried freaking big gulps so that if they saw us approach they would take a swig and swallow the balloon.

When I first started I noticed globs of human crap on the walls of buildings. Perplexed. An old timer tells me "Yea when they swallow dope they then shit it out into their hand." "Then toss it as hard as they can against the wall to make the drugs pop out."

Aaah, the War On Drugs.

Another really shitty part of the job.
What more is there to say ..... I sure do lead a sheltered life.
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