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26 March 2016, 08:14 AM
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The Old Couple and The Mercedes
An elderly couple return to a Mercedes dealership where the salesman has just sold the car they were interested in to a beautiful, leggy, busty blonde.
"I thought you said you would hold that car till we raised the $75,000 asking price," said the man. "Yet I just heard you closed the deal for $65,000 to that lovely young lady there. You insisted there could be no discount on this model." "Well, what can I tell you? She had the ready cash and, just look at her, how could I resist?" replied the grinning salesman. Just then the young woman approached the aged couple and gave them the keys. "There you go," she said. "I told you I would get the dope to reduce it. See you later, grandpa. Never mess with the elderly!
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As I've grown older, I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing off everyone is a piece of cake. 
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26 March 2016, 08:36 AM
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Classic!
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26 March 2016, 09:15 AM
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26 March 2016, 12:53 PM
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26 March 2016, 01:26 PM
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26 March 2016, 07:30 PM
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👹 bwahaha....
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26 March 2016, 08:12 PM
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26 March 2016, 08:35 PM
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Hahaha
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27 March 2016, 12:05 AM
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29 March 2016, 11:18 AM
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Not a bad strategy! does this work for watches too??
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29 March 2016, 12:37 PM
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Quote:
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As I've grown older, I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing off everyone is a piece of cake.
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29 March 2016, 12:16 PM
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Real Name: Larry
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10 April 2016, 08:33 PM
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 ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder 
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23 April 2016, 11:39 PM
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Hehe, that was a good one!
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“Every man Dies... Not Every Man, Really Lives.” – William Wallace - To really lives means to live your life to the fullest. It means to chase your dreams, take risks, and to love life. Since everyone’s fate is the same, why not live the best life that you possibly can? In order to really live,you must seize the day. Live each day as if it's your last and overall just do it! Today is a gift, that’s why it’s called the present... |
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13 May 2016, 02:22 PM
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