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pwrslider · 24 July 2008, 10:25 AM

After 20 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when the woman felt her husband begin to fondle her in ways he hadn't in quite some time.

It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving down past the small of her back. He then caressed her shoulders and neck, slowly worked his hand down over her breasts, stopping just over her lower stomach.

He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, caressed past the side of her breast again, working down her side, passed gently over her buttock and down her leg to her calf.

Then, he proceeded up her inner thigh, stopping just at the uppermost portion of her leg. He continued in the same manner on her right side, then suddenly stopped, rolled over and became silent.

As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a loving voice, "Honey that was wonderful. Why did you stop?" "I found the remote," he mumbled.

Art161 · 24 July 2008, 04:54 PM

It's a funny story, but you told us the punch line in the title.

JJ Irani · 24 July 2008, 05:02 PM

Now we can eagerly await some priceless comments from Bubba!!

swatty · 24 July 2008, 07:54 PM

happened to me last night

:r ofl:

ROLEX MAN · 24 July 2008, 10:04 PM

Soooo true for many I know!

TDH · 25 July 2008, 03:30 AM

stuttgart · 25 July 2008, 06:05 AM

haha.. good

aanthunter7 · 25 July 2008, 07:38 AM

Funny! Ha Ah Ha'h'Ha'A!!

redshirt1957 · 25 July 2008, 08:53 AM

Must be someother Bubba as the wife makes me go to the closet when I have the need to find my remote. Unless, she is in the mood for a Walmart pearl necklace, then it's watch out baby this thing has a hair trigger.

SLRdude · 25 July 2008, 10:20 AM

I lost my remote once.
But that's ok... cause I got the new, voice controlled and much more improved model.

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redshirt1957 · 25 July 2008, 11:45 AM

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I lost my remote once.
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.http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3101/...34b79619_o.jpg

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Well....well....well! The master has spoken. Had a model like that once, but I forgot to re-inforce the floor. Wow.

Seems she is stuck on channel 69! My favorite!!!!

Lol-x · 25 July 2008, 04:58 PM

Please remember that explicit photos should be shown as URL links rather than depicting the actual image in the post.

Some members (for a variety of reasons) do not wish to see these images.

I got a complaint so I'm changing the photos to links

just want to keep the peace so everyone can enjoy

redshirt1957 · 25 July 2008, 10:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Lol-x

Please remember that explicit photos should be shown as URL links rather than depicting the actual image in the post.

Some members (for a variety of reasons) do not wish to see these images.

I got a complaint so I'm changing the photos to links

just want to keep the peace so everyone can enjoy

Thanks for the reminder.

24 July 2008, 10:25 AM	#1
pwrslider "TRF" Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Real Name: Steve Location: SF BAY AREA CA Watch: 16710 Coke Posts: 3,047	Bubba lost his remote...not office safe After 20 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when the woman felt her husband begin to fondle her in ways he hadn't in quite some time. It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving down past the small of her back. He then caressed her shoulders and neck, slowly worked his hand down over her breasts, stopping just over her lower stomach. He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, caressed past the side of her breast again, working down her side, passed gently over her buttock and down her leg to her calf. Then, he proceeded up her inner thigh, stopping just at the uppermost portion of her leg. He continued in the same manner on her right side, then suddenly stopped, rolled over and became silent. As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a loving voice, "Honey that was wonderful. Why did you stop?" "I found the remote," he mumbled. __________________ Rolex Blue TT Submariner (95) Rolex SS GMT IIc (08) Rolex GMT II 16710 COKE (08 for me..) Rolex Explorer II Blk (91) Breitling SuperOcean Steelfish (07) Panerai 104 & 177ti ( 04/03)

24 July 2008, 04:54 PM	#2
Art161 "TRF" Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Real Name: Art Location: San Francisco Watch: Sundial Posts: 2,266	It's a funny story, but you told us the punch line in the title. __________________ Rolex SS Oyster Perpetual no date, TT Datejust Member #13992 HM Power to the Superlative Panda, officially certified! HMPanda eats, shoots and leaves. Rolexers do it with perpetual movements.

24 July 2008, 05:02 PM	#3
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,319	Now we can eagerly await some priceless comments from Bubba!! __________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

24 July 2008, 10:04 PM	#5
ROLEX MAN 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Real Name: Martin Location: Home and Away Watch: you? "YES PLEASE"! Posts: 3,719	Soooo true for many I know! __________________ *it's not just about telling the time...* *happy rolexing...* I'm just a man with a passion

25 July 2008, 10:20 AM	#10
SLRdude "TRF" Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Real Name: Chip Location: Dallas TX Posts: 6,194	I lost my remote once. But that's ok... cause I got the new, voice controlled and much more improved model. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3101/...34b79619_o.jpg http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3123/...f3f278fc_o.jpg __________________ Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try. Yoda, Jedi Master CHIP Member # 87 Last edited by Lol-x; 25 July 2008 at 05:08 PM.. Reason: Changed photos to urls :)

24 July 2008, 07:54 PM	#4
swatty 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Real Name: Peter Location: Sydney Watch: The Game Posts: 17,415	happened to me last night :r ofl:

25 July 2008, 03:30 AM	#6
TDH "TRF" Member Join Date: May 2007 Real Name: Jay Location: Here n there Watch: Sub Posts: 1,641

25 July 2008, 06:05 AM	#7
stuttgart "TRF" Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: San Jose, CA Watch: Rolex, Patek Posts: 99	haha.. good

25 July 2008, 07:38 AM	#8
aanthunter7 Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Real Name: Anthony Location: California Watch: Rolex TT Sub Posts: 86	Funny! Ha Ah Ha'h'Ha'A!!

25 July 2008, 08:53 AM	#9
redshirt1957 "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Real Name: Bubba Location: Bitsyville! Watch: Blue YM today! Posts: 10,053	Must be someother Bubba as the wife makes me go to the closet when I have the need to find my remote. Unless, she is in the mood for a Walmart pearl necklace, then it's watch out baby this thing has a hair trigger.

25 July 2008, 04:58 PM	#12
Lol-x Facilitator Join Date: Nov 2005 Real Name: Steve Location: Omnipresent Posts: 33,591	Please remember that explicit photos should be shown as URL links rather than depicting the actual image in the post. Some members (for a variety of reasons) do not wish to see these images. I got a complaint so I'm changing the photos to links just want to keep the peace so everyone can enjoy __________________ *Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be.* ~Abraham Lincoln Nothing compares to the simple pleasure of a bike ride. ~John F. Kennedy ROLEXploitation - yeah I'm a victim

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