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Old 10 April 2016, 08:21 PM   #1
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Wife's Financial Investments

The lawyer said to the wealthy art collector tycoon; "I have some good news and I have some bad news."

The tycoon replied; "I've had an awful day, let's hear the good news first."

The lawyer said; "Well, your wife invested £5,000 in two pictures this week that she figures are worth a minimum of £2 to £3 million."

The tycoon replied enthusiastically; "Well done! My wife is so astute! You've just made my day; now what's the bad news?"

The lawyer answered; "The pictures are of you with your secretary."
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Old 10 April 2016, 08:43 PM   #2
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Old 10 April 2016, 09:51 PM   #3
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Old 10 April 2016, 10:14 PM   #4
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Old 11 April 2016, 12:46 AM   #6
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Old 11 April 2016, 12:50 AM   #7
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Old 11 April 2016, 01:02 AM   #8
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Old 11 April 2016, 11:06 PM   #10
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