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Ruud Van Driver · 4 August 2016, 08:50 PM

A man goes out one night and has a few drinks more than planned, with the result that he vomits down his front. When sobered up a bit he panics and tells his friend that his wife will go crazy. His friend tells him what to do "tuck a £20 note into your jacket, and when your wife complains, tell her it was someone else who was sick, but you made him give you £20 for dry cleaning. She will be impressed rather than mad".

Sure enough he goes home and his wife goes berserk. When he shows her the £20 in his jacket, and explains that he got it to cover the dry-cleaning from the man who was sick, she is very impressed with his resourcefulness.

However, she also notices a second £20 note tucked up next to the first in his jacket pocket.

"What's that for?" she asks.

"Oh", he replies, "that was from the man who shat in my pants……"

Thank you, thank you, I'm here all week

Psmith · 4 August 2016, 08:55 PM

Abdullah71601 · 4 August 2016, 09:43 PM

Made me spit up my tea.

SemperFi · 5 August 2016, 10:18 AM

cop414 · 5 August 2016, 12:17 PM

OMG, you're a riot Paul!

clock · 5 August 2016, 01:06 PM

Looking forward to the next week.

1675-David · 6 August 2016, 03:50 AM

Relyt · 6 August 2016, 04:13 AM

That was awesome! Didn't see that one coming

Hairdude1 · 7 August 2016, 05:55 PM

4 August 2016, 08:50 PM	#1
Ruud Van Driver "TRF" Member Join Date: Oct 2014 Real Name: Chopped Liver Location: S. Wales Valleys Watch: Mickey Mouse Posts: 9,926	Dry Cleaning A man goes out one night and has a few drinks more than planned, with the result that he vomits down his front. When sobered up a bit he panics and tells his friend that his wife will go crazy. His friend tells him what to do "tuck a £20 note into your jacket, and when your wife complains, tell her it was someone else who was sick, but you made him give you £20 for dry cleaning. She will be impressed rather than mad". Sure enough he goes home and his wife goes berserk. When he shows her the £20 in his jacket, and explains that he got it to cover the dry-cleaning from the man who was sick, she is very impressed with his resourcefulness. However, she also notices a second £20 note tucked up next to the first in his jacket pocket. "What's that for?" she asks. "Oh", he replies, "that was from the man who shat in my pants……" Thank you, thank you, I'm here all week __________________ 116520 Black, 116610 LVc, 116660 D-Blue, 116610 LNc, 116622 Blue, PAM359, PAM689, PAM737 *"Why should you allow an AD to shake you down, just so you can buy a watch" - Grady Philpott* Card carrying member of TRF's Global Association of Retro-Grouch-Curmudgeons

4 August 2016, 08:55 PM	#2
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4 August 2016, 09:43 PM	#3
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