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17 March 2006, 03:58 AM
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Tax Time
For those of us who live in the Great White North, you will recognize the ad that is spoofed in this segment from The Rick Mercer Report........
"It's the best 60% of your income you will ever spend!" Ain't that the truth....  http://www.cbc.ca/mercerreport/video...in_package.wvx |
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17 March 2006, 04:00 AM
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 Gotta love Ricks spoofs. 
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17 March 2006, 07:40 AM
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Hey, speaking of Tax Time...
I've been thinking about naming my Rolexes and claiming them as deductions, along with my cats. What do ya think??? 
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17 March 2006, 08:47 AM
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You either get it or you don't, if you have to ask, YOU DON'T!! I really hope that midget cop doesn't find me in Kokomo. 
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17 March 2006, 07:45 AM
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In order for you to claim as a deduction, you must GIFT THEM to someone, say ME, as your accountant.
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17 March 2006, 07:56 AM
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  BTW, ya still want a couple of cats? 
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17 March 2006, 07:58 AM
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You can try, I'm nut up on US tax law's, but you in Canada we can claim "adoption" fees. So getting siblings for your "dependants" might be an option also.
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17 March 2006, 08:46 AM
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My accountant just called me today to tell me what I had coming back. Too bad he left me a voice mail and Andie heard the message. I guess we will be doing hard wood floors instead of another Panerai.
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You either get it or you don't, if you have to ask, YOU DON'T!! I really hope that midget cop doesn't find me in Kokomo.
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17 March 2006, 09:14 AM
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Me? I'm still looking for Kokomo. I just hope that damn golfer isn't there 
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17 March 2006, 01:59 PM
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 But no, her and those damn hardwood floors. I'll probably slip and break my damn head.
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You either get it or you don't, if you have to ask, YOU DON'T!! I really hope that midget cop doesn't find me in Kokomo.
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17 March 2006, 02:41 PM
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 Btw, the dog hates the hardwood, poor guy has no traction at all. His little legs go a mile a minute and he barely moves an inch Next time, give the accountant your cell number
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Me? I'm still looking for Kokomo. I just hope that damn golfer isn't there
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17 March 2006, 02:25 PM
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We went the hardwood floor route ( wifes idea) . No lie, the first installers screwed it up really bad. The next ones in fixed it a bit, BUT they used the wrong "nail gun" and every 3rd board was marked from the rebound of the nailer.
The third time, not bad, have a few issues, but I AM NOT letting them back in. All this because our water cooler blew a gasket & flooded the original floors. BTW That Video is hillarious. Daren, I'm not just saying this for your watch fund's purposes, but if you want, I can tell Andie our horror stories of hardwoods.
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17 March 2006, 02:56 PM
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oh, yes, I make it a policy NEVER leave refund or balance owing amounts as messages.
Daren, ask your accountant for a discount for doing that too you
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