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Old 18 September 2016, 09:05 PM   #1
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Did you know.....

....that a kangaroo can jump higher than a house. It can and for two very good reasons:

1. Kangaroos have enormously powerful and muscular back legs; and,






























2. Houses can't jump


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Old 18 September 2016, 09:07 PM   #2
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Sniffed the cork?
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Old 18 September 2016, 09:11 PM   #3
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Old 18 September 2016, 09:18 PM   #4
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Stay away from the hard stuff
Yes, it's only for the experienced.
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Old 18 September 2016, 09:23 PM   #5
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I'm in court in the morning, I've only had one glass of wine
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Old 18 September 2016, 09:28 PM   #6
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I'm in court in the morning, I've only had one glass of wine
Sorry to hear that, hope you have a good defense lawyer?
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Old 18 September 2016, 09:32 PM   #7
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Sorry to hear that, hope you have a good defense lawyer?
I asked for that one


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Old 18 September 2016, 11:49 PM   #8
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Old 19 September 2016, 10:50 AM   #9
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Old 19 September 2016, 10:51 AM   #10
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these replies are funnier than the joke LOL
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Old 19 September 2016, 01:05 PM   #11
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Old 20 September 2016, 08:44 AM   #12
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Good show! Good joke for the kiddos here
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Old 20 September 2016, 09:21 AM   #13
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Old 20 September 2016, 09:28 AM   #14
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Old 30 October 2016, 08:46 PM   #15
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Old 31 October 2016, 11:40 AM   #16
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Haha. The responses are gold!
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