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View Poll Results: Elevator Situation
Loud Ripper? 1 16.67%
SBD - Silent But Deadly? 5 83.33%
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Old 18 March 2006, 04:47 AM   #1
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Elevator Question

Time for another poll..
You are in an elevator with only one other person of the opposite sex.
You really need to fart.
Which is worse???
Letting out a loud ripper Or
A silent but deadly one???
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Old 18 March 2006, 04:50 AM   #2
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Time for another poll..
You are in an elevator with only one other person of the opposite sex.
You really need to fart.
Which is worse???
Letting out a loud ripper Or
A silent but deadly one???
I'd start up a loud conversation with the opposite sex and then let out a ripper, the sound of which would be camouflaged in all that loud talk!!
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And the smell, camouflaged by what? You're after shave lotion?
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Old 18 March 2006, 05:53 AM   #4
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Either way, you won't be getting laid by her or any of her friends so if you're going to do it, go for broke. Let one rip and then say "wow, did you hear what that arsehole just said?"
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Old 18 March 2006, 06:02 AM   #5
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I said SBD simply because by the time the smell emanates, you will be well off said elevator for someone else to open your surprise.
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I said SBD simply because by the time the smell emanates, you will be well off said elevator for someone else to open your surprise.
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I said SBD simply because by the time the smell emanates, you will be well off said elevator for someone else to open your surprise.
Smae thing here. The element of surprise is always the best. Makes them wonder if the girl did it.
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Either way, you won't be getting laid by her or any of her friends so if you're going to do it, go for broke. Let one rip and then say "wow, did you hear what that arsehole just said?"
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And the smell, camouflaged by what? You're after shave lotion?
Actually, I was thinking more along the lines of my charming personality!
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Don't forget you baby smooth & soft skin there JJ.
After all, the natural lanolin in the sheeps wool, must keep your skin in great shape.
Speaking of that, do you have any deals on some good sheep skin slippers??
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AND you guy, only 2 other people answered the question by checking one of the boxes.
If I don't get better responses, my polls will be forced to shut down on account of lack of funding.
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Old 18 March 2006, 08:51 AM   #12
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AND you guy, only 2 other people answered the question by checking one of the boxes.
If I don't get better responses, my polls will be forced to shut down on account of lack of funding.
Light day at work, tosser?
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SBD, then offer her a breath mint.
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Kinda, , how could you tell.
Actually quite busy, after every file that crossed my desk today, I took a minute to check in here.
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