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JJ Irani · 11 September 2008, 07:10 PM

Well.....here ya go, TOSSERS and TOSSERETTES....and some GENTLEMEN TOSSERS too!!

Have fun!!

We start, naturally, with the biggest bastid tosser of them all....

1. JOCKE!!! (Your new President and CEO!!)

2. PAULIE (mailman) - second in command....the one bastid who keeps banning me all the time and let's me back on!!

3. BUBBA - another bloody king-sized tosser with just one thing on his mind.....ME!!

4. JIMBITS - great tosser material - enough said!!

5. FRANS (Goodwatch) - Hey, Dutchie.....you're numero five-o!!

6. ED (Rockrolex) - another bloody tosser - only TRFite who's received a bear hug from me!!

7. ALLAN (Prince) - our tosserdom days go back a very long, long way!!

8. ASTCELL (Robert) - his thread depicting "At JJ's House" never seems to end!!

9. BAPTISTMAN (Jon) - been a long time tosser!!

10. MARTIN (jdc) - the best of British tossers!!

Well, there you have it - your TOP TEN!!

And now.....

The Gentlemen Tossers!!

1. Uncle-AJ (Adrian) - always very subtle in his digs against me!!

2. Dan Pierce

3. Padi56 - we go back a long way!!

4. Steve (Lol-x) - the boss, but he still qualifies!!

5. James (Gedanken) - oh, oh......I think I see a ban coming on!!

6. Swatty (Peter) - one bastid gentleman from Sydney!!

7. Terry Newton (the good guy tosser)

8. Daren (dman) - another very old tosser friend!!

9. Jasonbellevue (this guy manages to crack me up at all times!!)

10. Eddie (directioneng) - consider yourself lucky to find yourself in this honoured list!!

And now....

THE TOSSERETTES!!

1. Carolina

2. Lisa

3. Ashley

4. Mireyna

5. Karis

Love you all, guys!!

Well, that's it. Hope you all are finally satisfied!!

Cheers to all - JJ

BiG JeEzY · 11 September 2008, 07:14 PM

I thought you would be the biggest tosser of them all and be the President and CEO of the list JJ??

JJ Irani · 11 September 2008, 07:16 PM

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Originally Posted by BiG JeEzY

I thought you would be the biggest tosser of them all and be the President and CEO of the list JJ??

I'm the god almighty of this list!! Only I can make it or break it!!

swatty · 11 September 2008, 07:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JJ Irani

I'm the god almighty of this list!! Only I can make it or break it!!

Uncle-AJ · 11 September 2008, 07:19 PM

I demand a recount.

JJ Irani · 11 September 2008, 07:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Uncle-AJ

I demand a recount.

Hey, ya ingrate....you're Numero Uno on the Gentlemen's list!!

swatty · 11 September 2008, 07:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Uncle-AJ

I demand a recount.

Adrian , you made the Gentleman list

JJ Irani · 11 September 2008, 07:21 PM

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Originally Posted by swatty

Adrian , you made the Gentleman list

I just said that, ya tosser!!

redshirt1957 · 11 September 2008, 10:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Uncle-AJ

I demand a recount.

JJ personifies the term "Hanging Chad".

Carolina · 11 September 2008, 10:24 PM

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Originally Posted by redshirt1957

JJ personifies the term "Hanging Chad".

You must have a list of these cracks hidden somewhere, ready to use...

swatty · 11 September 2008, 07:15 PM

I made it in the top 20

Thanks JJ , another great thread

jdc · 11 September 2008, 08:16 PM

To be anointed by the King of the Tossers is a rare privilege and honour JJ.

I look forward to my invite to the initiation ceremony at the Dolly the sheep ranch. I presume it will be behind the sheep dip. I will bring my ram horns if you can supply the stockings and suspenders. Looking forward to the tosser handshake

Toodle pip, see you in NZ

swatty · 11 September 2008, 08:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jdc

To be anointed by the King of the Tossers is a rare privilege and honour JJ.

I look forward to my invite to the initiation ceremony at the Dolly the sheep ranch. I presume it will be behind the sheep dip. I will bring my ram horns if you can supply the stockings and suspenders. Looking forward to the tosser handshake

Toodle pip, see you in NZ

Thats why you are on the list

Andad · 11 September 2008, 08:24 PM

I made 10th on the gentleman's list.

This is a SERIOUSLY flawed list.

I want the real JJ back NOW whoever you are.

Uncle-AJ · 11 September 2008, 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by directioneng

I made 10th on the gentleman's list.

This is a SERIOUSLY flawed list.

I want the real JJ back NOW whoever you are.

Yes I wanted to be on the bad boys list, what a sham.

Jimbits76 · 11 September 2008, 08:29 PM

Yay Number 4 on the list...just behind Bubba...as usual

J

redshirt1957 · 11 September 2008, 10:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jimbits76

Yay Number 4 on the list...just behind Bubba...as usual

J

Hey cabbage head, you do not know the different between a quim and a packet; so I must ask.....how is the view.

.

Jimbits76 · 11 September 2008, 10:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by redshirt1957

Hey cabbage head, you do not know the different between a quim and a packet; so I must ask.....how is the view.

.

Reminds me of a still life class I once took...big purple grapes hanging over a pale white bowl!!!!!!

J

Jimbits76 · 11 September 2008, 08:44 PM

I can't believe I'm higher than that Dutch git!!!!!!

He's numero uno on Bitsy's Git list!!!!!!!!!!!

J

Trurolexer · 12 September 2008, 01:20 AM

And JJ will be The President here!!!

Prince · 12 September 2008, 02:00 AM

Well, what do you know! It's about time!!!

And yeah, I can live with #7. Thanks so much, JJ. Seems like old times!!!

redshirt1957 · 12 September 2008, 02:02 AM

To quote ole' Mutton Head. How the hell did I get dragged into this thread.

Goodwatch · 12 September 2008, 03:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jimbits76

I can't believe I'm higher than that Dutch git!!!!!!

He's numero uno on Bitsy's Git list!!!!!!!!!!!

J

I'm flabbergasted! Behind that Limey?

I suspect foul play and huge sums of money changing hands here! I cannot cope with this and need a sabbatical

# 5, that's a huge disappointment

JJ Irani · 12 September 2008, 03:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Goodwatch

I'm flabbergasted! Behind that Limey?

I suspect foul play and huge sums of money changing hands here! I cannot cope with this and need a sabbatical

# 5, that's a huge disappointment

Cheers, buddy!!

I was just waiting for your reply!! You are a hard man to satisfy!!

Goodwatch · 12 September 2008, 03:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JJ Irani

Cheers, buddy!!

I was just waiting for your reply!! You are a hard man to satisfy!!

Obviously you are not!

JJ Irani · 12 September 2008, 03:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Goodwatch

Obviously you are not!

In reality, you should have been around No.7.....but some of your recent digs at me pushed you UP a couple of rungs!!

redshirt1957 · 12 September 2008, 05:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Goodwatch

I'm flabbergasted! Behind that Limey?

I suspect foul play and huge sums of money changing hands here! I cannot cope with this and need a sabbatical

# 5, that's a huge disappointment

You are behind the Limey who is behind the Redneck. Not sure what to call this train.

Goodwatch · 12 September 2008, 05:22 AM

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Originally Posted by redshirt1957

You are behind the Limey who is behind the Redneck. Not sure what to call this train.

Redlimdut express?

redshirt1957 · 12 September 2008, 05:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Goodwatch

Redlimdut express?

See, that is the difference between you and me. You come up with a unique and witty response and my thought was to call it the FudgePackerExpress. Well, you can put lipstick on a redneck, but he is still related to both families at the wedding.

Art161 · 12 September 2008, 06:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by redshirt1957

Not sure what to call this train.

I had an answer, but then I lost my train of thought.

11 September 2008, 07:10 PM	#1
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,319	At last....the long awaited TOSSER LIST!!! Well.....here ya go, TOSSERS and TOSSERETTES....and some GENTLEMEN TOSSERS too!! Have fun!! We start, naturally, with the biggest bastid tosser of them all.... 1. JOCKE!!! (Your new President and CEO!!) 2. PAULIE (mailman) - second in command....the one bastid who keeps banning me all the time and let's me back on!! 3. BUBBA - another bloody king-sized tosser with just one thing on his mind.....ME!! 4. JIMBITS - great tosser material - enough said!! 5. FRANS (Goodwatch) - Hey, Dutchie.....you're numero five-o!! 6. ED (Rockrolex) - another bloody tosser - only TRFite who's received a bear hug from me!! 7. ALLAN (Prince) - our tosserdom days go back a very long, long way!! 8. ASTCELL (Robert) - his thread depicting "At JJ's House" never seems to end!! 9. BAPTISTMAN (Jon) - been a long time tosser!! 10. MARTIN (jdc) - the best of British tossers!! Well, there you have it - your TOP TEN!! And now..... The Gentlemen Tossers!! 1. Uncle-AJ (Adrian) - always very subtle in his digs against me!! 2. Dan Pierce 3. Padi56 - we go back a long way!! 4. Steve (Lol-x) - the boss, but he still qualifies!! 5. James (Gedanken) - oh, oh......I think I see a ban coming on!! 6. Swatty (Peter) - one bastid gentleman from Sydney!! 7. Terry Newton (the good guy tosser) 8. Daren (dman) - another very old tosser friend!! 9. Jasonbellevue (this guy manages to crack me up at all times!!) 10. Eddie (directioneng) - consider yourself lucky to find yourself in this honoured list!! And now.... THE TOSSERETTES!! 1. Carolina 2. Lisa 3. Ashley 4. Mireyna 5. Karis Love you all, guys!! Well, that's it. Hope you all are finally satisfied!! Cheers to all - JJ __________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

11 September 2008, 07:14 PM	#2
BiG JeEzY "TRF" Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Real Name: Jerome Location: N. California Watch: GMT I/EXP II/DJ Posts: 3,351	I thought you would be the biggest tosser of them all and be the President and CEO of the list JJ?? __________________ -Rolex Explorer II Black dial 16570 (circa 2001) -Rolex GMT Master I Pepsi 1675 (circa 1978) -Rolex Datejust TT Champagne 16233 (circa 1991) -Vintage Longines Automatic La Grande Classique -Vintage Seiko 6138 Automatic Chronograph with "Kakume" Dial

11 September 2008, 07:19 PM	#5
Uncle-AJ "TRF" Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Real Name: Adrian Location: Bolton, UK. Watch: Daytona 116520 Posts: 6,844	I demand a recount. __________________ A man with a watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure.........Segal's Law Member #10

11 September 2008, 08:24 PM	#14
Andad 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Real Name: Eddie Location: Australia Watch: A few. Posts: 37,533	I made 10th on the gentleman's list. This is a SERIOUSLY flawed list. I want the real JJ back NOW whoever you are. __________________ E

12 September 2008, 02:00 AM	#21
Prince "TRF" Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Real Name: Allan Location: St. Augustine, FL Watch: Daytona/Sub/GMT/DJ Posts: 20,323	Well, what do you know! It's about time!!! And yeah, I can live with #7. Thanks so much, JJ. Seems like old times!!! __________________ Member: Rolex Keeper's Society "You see, you can't please everyone, so you got to please yourself." - Rick Nelson

11 September 2008, 07:15 PM	#11
swatty 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Real Name: Peter Location: Sydney Watch: The Game Posts: 17,415	I made it in the top 20 Thanks JJ , another great thread

11 September 2008, 08:16 PM	#12
jdc "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Real Name: Martin Location: UK Posts: 7,023	To be anointed by the King of the Tossers is a rare privilege and honour JJ. I look forward to my invite to the initiation ceremony at the Dolly the sheep ranch. I presume it will be behind the sheep dip. I will bring my ram horns if you can supply the stockings and suspenders. Looking forward to the tosser handshake Toodle pip, see you in NZ

11 September 2008, 08:29 PM	#16
Jimbits76 "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: UK Posts: 9,407	Yay Number 4 on the list...just behind Bubba...as usual J

11 September 2008, 08:44 PM	#19
Jimbits76 "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: UK Posts: 9,407	I can't believe I'm higher than that Dutch git!!!!!! He's numero uno on Bitsy's Git list!!!!!!!!!!! J

12 September 2008, 01:20 AM	#20
Trurolexer Banned Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: USA Watch: 5513MaxiI+PreComex Posts: 18,421	And JJ will be The President here!!!

12 September 2008, 02:02 AM	#22
redshirt1957 "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Real Name: Bubba Location: Bitsyville! Watch: Blue YM today! Posts: 10,053	To quote ole' Mutton Head. How the hell did I get dragged into this thread.

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