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figbo · 21 October 2008, 05:36 PM

Toilet Cleaning Instructions :

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids.
You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet,
the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a 'power-wash' and rinse'.

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people
between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom,
and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

Sincerely,
The Dog

limbo · 21 October 2008, 07:25 PM

Troy · 21 October 2008, 10:35 PM

gotta get a cat

Rolexitis · 21 October 2008, 11:14 PM

I can picture that cat streaking legs straight and back arched!!!

Numismatist · 21 October 2008, 11:33 PM

eric23 · 21 October 2008, 11:46 PM

JJ Irani · 22 October 2008, 02:39 AM

toph · 22 October 2008, 03:16 AM

i wonder if it will work

swatty · 23 October 2008, 08:22 PM

ROLEX MAN · 23 October 2008, 09:09 PM

good one I don't like cats!

golfball123 · 24 October 2008, 01:02 AM

Art161 · 24 October 2008, 09:23 PM

21 October 2008, 05:36 PM	#1
figbo "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Real Name: El Raf-O Location: florida Watch: tt GMT2c,Omega Posts: 19,687	Toilet cleaning instructions Toilet Cleaning Instructions : 1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl. 2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. 3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid. 4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this. 5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a 'power-wash' and rinse'. 6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door. 7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids. 8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off. 9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean. Sincerely, The Dog

21 October 2008, 11:14 PM	#4
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