The Rolex Forums   The Rolex Watch

ROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEX


Go Back   Rolex Forums - Rolex Forum > General Topics > Jokes & Cartoons

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 3 July 2018, 11:37 PM   #1
RustyGnutts
"TRF" Member
 
RustyGnutts's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2017
Location: Texas
Watch: Tudor OysterDate
Posts: 30
One Night Stand

One Night Stand...

A young fellow goes to a popular nightclub one busy evening,
he catches the eye of a very attractive young lady...

They have a few drinks and dance and get acquainted...

After a while the guy gets a little frisky and she responds
with an offer for them to go to her nearby apartment for the night.

Well, D'oh... after about 1/3 of a second he agrees!!

They go and have a really spectacular evening and drift off to sleep.

About dawn the guy wakes up and realizes where he is and hears the
gal making noises in the kitchen, maybe making breakfast...

He notices a photo of a man on her bedside table...
she comes in and greets him and he asks, "Who is the photo, your husband?"

She says, "No, silly, I'm not married."
Then he asks, "well, uh, your brother?"
She again says "No, I only have one sister,
that's a picture of me, before the surgery."

/\/\/\
if you want more... Google: Angela Ponce - Spain Miss Universe
and view the "images"... take a close look at her fingers...
RustyGnutts is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10 July 2018, 07:22 AM   #2
Hairdude1
"TRF" Member
 
Hairdude1's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2012
Real Name: Alex
Location: Chicago
Watch: AP,PP, Rolex
Posts: 37,156
__________________
Instagram: @Hairdude
Watches in Collection 5070R, 5522A, 214270 MK1, 228238

16750, 26401, 5711, 116718, 116710LN, 116300, 16710"Coke", 372, 15300, 15703 (All Flipped)
Official Member "Perpetual 30" Las Vegas GTG 2016
Official Member "WIS-CON" Las Vegas International GTG 2017
Official Member 'WIS-CON' Las Vegas Int'l GTG 2018
Hairdude1 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12 July 2018, 10:34 PM   #3
KenNethcole
"TRF" Member
 
Join Date: Jun 2014
Location: Socal
Posts: 861
KenNethcole is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 13 July 2018, 11:24 AM   #4
Chewbacca
Banned
 
Join Date: May 2012
Real Name: CJ
Location: Kashyyyk
Watch: Kessel Run Chrono
Posts: 21,112
Chewbacca is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 15 July 2018, 06:07 PM   #5
swatty
2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member
 
swatty's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2007
Real Name: Peter
Location: Sydney
Watch: The Game
Posts: 17,415
swatty is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 15 July 2018, 08:50 PM   #6
c007
Banned
 
Join Date: Nov 2016
Location: us
Posts: 94
c007 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 17 July 2018, 04:14 AM   #7
Deanwillie
"TRF" Member
 
Deanwillie's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2013
Real Name: Dean
Location: Miami
Watch: Submariner 14060
Posts: 69
Deanwillie is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 23 July 2018, 05:48 AM   #8
Capone891
"TRF" Member
 
Join Date: Jul 2018
Location: NJ
Posts: 12
��
Capone891 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 24 July 2018, 07:18 PM   #9
c007
Banned
 
Join Date: Nov 2016
Location: us
Posts: 94
c007 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 15 December 2018, 01:00 AM   #10
Psmith
"TRF" Member
 
Psmith's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2008
Real Name: Clive
Location: Exoplanet
Watch: spring-driven
Posts: 38,856
__________________
Psmith is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply


Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump

WatchesOff5th

DavidSW Watches

Takuya Watches

OCWatches

Asset Appeal

Wrist Aficionado

My Watch LLC


*Banners Of The Month*
This space is provided to horological resources.





Copyright ©2004-2024, The Rolex Forums. All Rights Reserved.

ROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEX

Rolex is a registered trademark of ROLEX USA. The Rolex Forums is not affiliated with ROLEX USA in any way.