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JohnBaker3 · 9 July 2018, 09:15 AM

A policeman was patrolling a local parking spot
overlooking a golf course. He drove by a car and
saw a couple inside with the dome light on. There
was a young man in the driver's seat reading a
computer magazine and a young lady in the back
seat knitting.

He stopped to investigate.

He walked up to the driver's window and knocked.
The young man looked up, cranked the window down,
and said, "Yes, officer?"

"What are you doing?" the policeman asked.
"What does it look like?" answered the young man.
"I'm reading a magazine."

Pointing towards the young lady in the back seat,
the officer then asked, "And what is she doing?"
The young man looked over his shoulder and
replied, "What does it look like? She's knitting."

"And how old are you?" the officer then asked the
young man.

"I'm nineteen," he replied.

"And how old is she?" asked the officer.

The young man looked at his watch and said,

"Well, in about twelve minutes she'll be eighteen."

jatco · 9 July 2018, 09:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JohnBaker3

A policeman was patrolling a local parking spot
overlooking a golf course. He drove by a car and
saw a couple inside with the dome light on. There
was a young man in the driver's seat reading a
computer magazine and a young lady in the back
seat knitting.

He stopped to investigate.

He walked up to the driver's window and knocked.
The young man looked up, cranked the window down,
and said, "Yes, officer?"

"What are you doing?" the policeman asked.
"What does it look like?" answered the young man.
"I'm reading a magazine."

Pointing towards the young lady in the back seat,
the officer then asked, "And what is she doing?"
The young man looked over his shoulder and
replied, "What does it look like? She's knitting."

"And how old are you?" the officer then asked the
young man.

"I'm nineteen," he replied.

"And how old is she?" asked the officer.

The young man looked at his watch and said,

"Well, in about twelve minutes she'll be eighteen."

.

That's a Looooong 12 Minutes......!!

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SemperFi · 8 August 2018, 09:38 AM

Haha. Good one.

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:)

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Takes me back.

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