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nyc2la · 5 October 2018, 08:27 AM

A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

"I have a better idea," she replied "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."

"Wow! That's a great idea!", he exclaimed.

"Good", she replied "Get your own fucking blanket."

After a moment of silence, he farted.

Halothane · 5 October 2018, 08:56 AM

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junamuan · 5 October 2018, 04:00 PM

Love it.

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Haaaa

jimdon5822 · 9 October 2018, 12:57 AM

:) very funny

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charlton · 12 October 2018, 11:43 AM

Lol!!!!

antbkny · 12 October 2018, 11:46 AM

Hahah

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5 October 2018, 08:27 AM	#1
nyc2la "TRF" Member Join Date: Mar 2014 Real Name: Stephen Location: Beach Watch: 16660 Posts: 9,424	A Short Love Story A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower. At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold." "I have a better idea," she replied "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married." "Wow! That's a great idea!", he exclaimed. "Good", she replied "Get your own fucking blanket." After a moment of silence, he farted. __________________ "Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm." --- RWE

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