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Old 30 November 2018, 02:30 AM   #1
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While installing a new door, I found one of the hinges missing. I asked my wife, Dolly, if she would go to Home Depot to pick one up. She said she would.

While waiting for the Manager to finish serving another customer, her eye caught two beautiful bathroom faucets - one for the sink and one for the bath tub.

When the Manager was ready to help Dolly, she asked, "How much are those faucets?"

The Manager replied, "They are gold plated faucets and very expensive! $5,000 each!" Dolly exclaimed, "My goodness, they are really expensive - certainly out of my price range!" She then proceeded to describe the hinge I had sent her to buy.

The Manager said he had them in stock and their price was $3.49. He went to the backroom to get them.

From the backroom, the Manager yelled, "Ma'am, you wanna screw for the hinge?"

Dolly shouted back, "No, but I will for the faucets."
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Old 30 November 2018, 03:45 AM   #2
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Hahaha Good one
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Old 30 November 2018, 10:27 AM   #3
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Don’t go here! Hysterical. What did the manager say?


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