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Old 12 February 2019, 02:33 AM   #1
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State Trooper

I was driving down the highway going pretty fast maybe 20 miles over the speed limit, I see in my rear view mirror blinking lights so I sped up another 20 miles per hour finally after 5 minutes I pull over, the State Trooper comes up to my window and says sir do you know you were speeding going 40 miles per hour over the speed limit? I said yes officer but I have a good reason! The Trooper says to me if you give me a reason I have not heard before I will let you go! I said well officer about 15 months ago my wife ran away with a State Trooper and when I saw the lights I thought you were trying to bring her back, he looked at me and said Be on your way!
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Old 12 February 2019, 06:16 AM   #2
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Old 12 February 2019, 06:26 AM   #3
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Old 12 February 2019, 01:00 PM   #4
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Old 12 February 2019, 02:45 PM   #5
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Haha. Nice.


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Old 13 February 2019, 12:25 AM   #6
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this needs to be tried. LOL
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Old 13 February 2019, 12:47 AM   #7
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Cunning! :D
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Old 13 February 2019, 12:53 AM   #8
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Old 9 March 2019, 09:09 AM   #9
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Old 27 March 2019, 05:50 AM   #10
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Not bad :)
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Old 2 April 2019, 08:09 AM   #12
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Hahahaha, this cracked me up
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Old 14 April 2019, 09:41 PM   #13
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