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Rockrolex · 22 July 2005, 11:50 PM

A lady goes into a tattoo parlor and asks the artist to tattoo a picture of Robert Redford on her right upper thigh and a picture of Paul Newman on her left upper thigh.

The artist does so, and when he finishes hands her a mirror so she can inspect the work.

She looks at the left thigh and says, "Wow! That's definitely Paul Newman. Just look at those blue eyes." Then she looks at the right thigh and complains, "That doesn't look like Robert Redford."

The artist disagrees and says they need to find an impartial judge.

They go to the bar next door and ask the first guy they meet to identify the tattoos. She raises her skirt and drops her panties, and he gets his face up close and says, "Well, ma'am, the one on your left thigh is definitely Paul Newman. He even has the blue eyes. The one on your right I'm not sure about but the one in the middle is definitely Willie Nelson."

padi56 · 23 July 2005, 12:57 AM

JJ Irani · 23 July 2005, 06:03 AM

Cracker! LOL!!!

22 July 2005, 11:50 PM	#1
Rockrolex TRF Moderator & 2024 SubLV41 Patron Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: God Location: Washington, D.C. Watch: What do you think? Posts: 37,955	Impartial Judge A lady goes into a tattoo parlor and asks the artist to tattoo a picture of Robert Redford on her right upper thigh and a picture of Paul Newman on her left upper thigh. The artist does so, and when he finishes hands her a mirror so she can inspect the work. She looks at the left thigh and says, "Wow! That's definitely Paul Newman. Just look at those blue eyes." Then she looks at the right thigh and complains, "That doesn't look like Robert Redford." The artist disagrees and says they need to find an impartial judge. They go to the bar next door and ask the first guy they meet to identify the tattoos. She raises her skirt and drops her panties, and he gets his face up close and says, "Well, ma'am, the one on your left thigh is definitely Paul Newman. He even has the blue eyes. The one on your right I'm not sure about but the one in the middle is definitely Willie Nelson." __________________ Despite the high cost of living, it's still very popular. *Tosser Cabinet Member* Official Member: 'Perpetual 30' Vegas International GTG 2016 Official Member "WIS-CON" Las Vegas International GTG 2017 Official Member "WIS-CON" Las Vegas International GTG 2018 Official Member "WIS-CON" Las Vegas International GTG 2019

23 July 2005, 12:57 AM	#2
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23 July 2005, 06:03 AM	#3
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,319	Cracker! LOL!!! __________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

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