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padi56 · 21 February 2009, 09:20 PM

Blind man went for a job at a timber yard.

"I can identify any type of wood just from smell", he said.

Boss said, "OK, let's give you a try".

They cut up 25 different types of wood and the blind man correctly identified every one just by smelling them.

The boss decided to play a trick on him, so he asked his secretary to undress and lay on the desk,then turn over.

"Can you guess what this is?", he said.

The blind man sniffed, walked around, scratched his head, sniffed again and then started laughing.

"You can't fool me" he said, "it's an old sh!thouse door off a tuna ship".

ROLEX MAN · 22 February 2009, 02:38 AM

Good sense of smell!

JJ Irani · 22 February 2009, 03:02 AM

swatty · 22 February 2009, 07:24 AM

limbo · 22 February 2009, 08:03 AM

Lion · 23 February 2009, 07:57 AM

Alright, very funny, Ha HA Ha!!!

vapalux · 23 February 2009, 08:49 AM

Si

marshallr47 · 25 February 2009, 12:29 AM

21 February 2009, 09:20 PM	#1
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22 February 2009, 02:38 AM	#2
ROLEX MAN 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Real Name: Martin Location: Home and Away Watch: you? "YES PLEASE"! Posts: 3,718	Good sense of smell! __________________ *it's not just about telling the time...* *happy rolexing...* I'm just a man with a passion

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