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13 March 2009, 01:49 AM | #1 |
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A young couple was touring southern Florida on their honeymoon and stopped at one of the rattlesnake farms along the road.
After seeing the sights, they engaged in small talk with the man that handled the snakes. "Wow!" exclaimed the new bride. "You certainly have a dangerous job. Do you ever get bitten?" "Yes, upon rare occasions," answered the handler. "Well," she continued, "just what do you do when you're bitten by a snake?" "I always carry a razor-sharp knife in my pocket, and as soon as I am bitten, I make deep criss-cross marks across the fang entry and then suck the poison from the wound." "What, uh... what would happen if you were to accidentally sit on a rattler?" persisted the woman. "Ma'am," answered the snake handler, "that will be the day I learn who my real friends are."
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Very good!!! I have a variation.
Two guys are hiking in the rocky Mountains when they happen upon a rattler. Well it coils back and bites one of them in the crouch( his member). So they are trying to figure out what to do and the guy who got bitten tells the other one to go get help. This guy makes it back down to the nearest town and asks at the doctors what should be done. The doc says well you have to make an incision and suck the poison out. So this guy now knowing what has to be done hikes back up into the mountains and finds his friend. And the friend says so what did the doctor have to say. And the second guy says you're going to die!!!
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Very good!!! I have a variation.
Two guys are hiking in the rocky Mountains when they happen upon a rattler. Well it coils back and bites one of them in the crouch( his member). So they are trying to figure out what to do and the guy who got bitten tells the other one to go get help. This guy makes it back down to the nearest town and asks at the doctors what should be done. The doc says well you have to make an incision and suck the poison out. So this guy now knowing what has to be done hikes back up into the mountains and finds his friend. And the friend says so what did the doctor have to say. And the second guy says you're going to die!!!
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