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ijen0311 · 16 March 2009, 07:15 AM

My previous pen pal has passed away and I need a new one.

harvey · 16 March 2009, 07:17 AM

omg jen what did you write to bore him/her into a coma? lol

guess it would take a brave person? :p

ps my condolances...

ijen0311 · 16 March 2009, 07:25 AM

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Originally Posted by harvey

omg jen what did you write to bore him/her into a coma? lol

guess it would take a brave person? :p

ps my condolances...

Thank you Harvey. I believe he had a run-in with a shiv.

Lisa · 16 March 2009, 07:40 AM

Huh? Am I being dense again?

MrRetep · 16 March 2009, 07:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Lisa

Huh? Am I being dense again?

I believe she writes to inmates...And her last pen pal had a run in with a prison made knife (shiv, shank) and he is no longer alive. So she needs a new pen pal.

away36 · 16 March 2009, 09:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Lisa

Huh? Am I being dense again?

x2

Bisquitlips · 16 March 2009, 12:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Lisa

Huh? Am I being dense again?

If you are, I am also!!??

Jen is up to her "stabs" at humor again! Sheesh!

harvey · 16 March 2009, 07:56 AM

ooops i put my silly comment up before i saw the poll... im not sure if this is a serious or joke thread? either way sorry jen...

ijen0311 · 16 March 2009, 07:58 AM

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Originally Posted by harvey

ooops i put my silly comment up before i saw the poll... im not sure if this is a serious or joke thread? either way sorry jen...

It's a joke... I guess my humor is too dry sometimes

MrRetep · 16 March 2009, 07:59 AM

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Originally Posted by ijen0311

It's a joke... I guess my humor is too dry sometimes

whew...so its okay to laugh

harvey · 16 March 2009, 08:03 AM

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Originally Posted by ijen0311

It's a joke... I guess my humor is too dry sometimes

oh lol i thought it was a joke until i read the shiv comment...

anyways why look any further than trf? we have some right characters on here

Letsgodiving · 16 March 2009, 07:59 AM

The one with life without the eligibility of parole seems the obvious choice but what do I know.

Lion · 16 March 2009, 08:56 AM

Wow, Jen, what an interesting sense of humor you have there!!!

East Bay Rider · 16 March 2009, 12:09 PM

Do you actually give out your home address or do you use a PO box? Either way doesn't seem very safe.

ijen0311 · 16 March 2009, 12:17 PM

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Originally Posted by East Bay Rider

Do you actually give out your home address or do you use a PO box? Either way doesn't seem very safe.

...it was a joke ....

clew84 · 16 March 2009, 12:22 PM

Jen - I'm going to vote for "short". Given his stature, he probably has issues in the can (um, I won't say "literally" here - oh, wait....). He'll need you to left his spirits with pictures of you posing with your Rolex, at the Concourse, and in the Range Rover. This will help him realize that America is a land of opportunity and that anything is possible, and maybe, just maybe, even for him...

And then when he gets out, you will have a new friend, who might turn into a stalker, but that's what a restraining order is for

.

ijen0311 · 16 March 2009, 12:27 PM

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Originally Posted by clew84

Jen - I'm going to vote for "short". Given his stature, he probably has issues in the can (um, I won't see "literally" here - oh, wait....). He'll need you to left his spirits with pictures of you posing with your Rolex, at the Concourse, and in the Range Rover. This will help him realize that America is a land of opportunity and that anything is possible, and maybe, just maybe, even for him...

And then when he gets out, you will have a new friend, who might turn into a stalker, but that's what a restraining order is for

.

See... he was my vote too because I'm sure I can outrun him if need be. I mean... how fast can he possibly run?

clew84 · 16 March 2009, 12:35 PM

Not very fast but I'm going to guess that he is very quick. So quick, not fast. Therefore, make sure he doesn't sneak up on you and gets close.

In fact, looking at his stature, I think he might even waddle when he runs. You can easily outrun him I'm guessing. If not, it would make a great excuse to pick up that black C63...

Doesn't he also have a kind of innocent look to him? Aw, I bet he wouldn't shiv a fly.

Andad · 16 March 2009, 12:54 PM

Keep looking Jen.

They're out there.

bodybump · 16 March 2009, 01:20 PM

jen you must be so lonely....

redshirt1957 · 16 March 2009, 10:12 PM

They all look like a bunch of boobs to me.

Carolina · 17 March 2009, 01:04 AM

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Originally Posted by redshirt1957

They all look like a bunch of boobs to me.

Ah, the boob thread resurrected!

Lion · 17 March 2009, 01:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Carolina

Ah, the boob thread resurrected!

Carol, here we go again!!!
Wonder how long it will take to really go down hill!!!

astcell · 17 March 2009, 01:06 AM

Stick with www.jailbabes.com

Jimbits76 · 17 March 2009, 01:16 AM

I think Suitor Number 4 looks kinda sweet. All the others try and looked ripped and mean, he just looks like he wants a piece of pie!

J

away36 · 17 March 2009, 06:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Jimbits76

I think Suitor Number 4 looks kinda sweet. All the others try and looked ripped and mean, he just looks like he wants a piece of pie!

J

jdc · 17 March 2009, 06:28 AM

Well Jen I think it is great you are doing your bit for the community.

Many are in jail for crimes they did not commit we should not judge. I think if you can get a rapport with one of these gentlemen you may be able to change their life for the better.
I think number 4 would be a great choice but I think he may be on day release / shore leave.
Talking about day release the pictures of that big ugly looking one at the party might be your best bet. Probably the biggest challenge as he looks like the rehab programme he is on is not having much effect.
Good luck and hope you hear wedding bells soon

elijahenoch · 17 March 2009, 01:21 AM

Neither i think i could be your new pen pal! I will pm you my address Jk......

chriseskew24 · 17 March 2009, 01:24 AM

How the heck did you get my picture Jen

ijen0311 · 17 March 2009, 02:10 AM

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Originally Posted by chriseskew24

How the heck did you get my picture Jen

florida department of corrections.com!!

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16 March 2009, 07:15 AM	#1
ijen0311 "TRF" Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Real Name: Jen Location: Jax, FL Watch: Sea-Dweller Posts: 3,977	Help chossing a pen pal... My previous pen pal has passed away and I need a new one.

16 March 2009, 07:17 AM	#2
harvey "TRF" Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: rolexforums.com Posts: 5,438	omg jen what did you write to bore him/her into a coma? lol guess it would take a brave person? :p ps my condolances... __________________ And ever has it been that love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation. Last edited by harvey; 16 March 2009 at 07:18 AM.. Reason: ps

16 March 2009, 07:56 AM	#8
harvey "TRF" Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: rolexforums.com Posts: 5,438	ooops i put my silly comment up before i saw the poll... im not sure if this is a serious or joke thread? either way sorry jen... __________________ And ever has it been that love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation.

16 March 2009, 07:59 AM	#12
Letsgodiving "TRF" Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Real Name: Mike Location: Virginia, US Watch: SD 16600 Posts: 4,319	The one with life without the eligibility of parole seems the obvious choice but what do I know. __________________ The fool, with all his other faults, has this also - he is always getting ready to live. - Epicurus (341–270 BC)

16 March 2009, 07:40 AM	#4
Lisa "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: oklahoma city Posts: 15,741	Huh? Am I being dense again?

16 March 2009, 08:56 AM	#13
Lion "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Real Name: Leo Location: Midwest Watch: GMT-II 16710 PEPSI Posts: 21,461	Wow, Jen, what an interesting sense of humor you have there!!! __________________ SS GMT-II 16710 PEPSI(Z-serial#) THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MEN AND BOYS IS THE PRICE OF THE TOYS!!! MontBlanc Meisterstuck Doue Silver Barley MontBlanc Meisterstuck Solitaire Doue Signum Proud Card Carrying Member of the Curmudgeons.....Yikes!!!

16 March 2009, 12:09 PM	#14
East Bay Rider "TRF" Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Real Name: Bill Location: East Bay RI Watch: GMT-II 16710LN Posts: 12,073	Do you actually give out your home address or do you use a PO box? Either way doesn't seem very safe. __________________ I bought a cheap watch from the crazy man Floating down canal It doesn't use numbers or moving hands It always just says "now" Now you may be thinking that I was had But this watch is never wrong And if I have trouble the warranty said Breathe In, Breathe Out, Move On J. Buffett Instagram: eastbayrider46

16 March 2009, 12:22 PM	#16
clew84 "TRF" Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Real Name: Chris Location: Cincinnati Watch: me soar Posts: 930	Jen - I'm going to vote for "short". Given his stature, he probably has issues in the can (um, I won't say "literally" here - oh, wait....). He'll need you to left his spirits with pictures of you posing with your Rolex, at the Concourse, and in the Range Rover. This will help him realize that America is a land of opportunity and that anything is possible, and maybe, just maybe, even for him... And then when he gets out, you will have a new friend, who might turn into a stalker, but that's what a restraining order is for . __________________ Rolex Sea Dweller 16600 Omega SMP IWC 3227-01 Autodromo Prototipo

16 March 2009, 12:35 PM	#18
clew84 "TRF" Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Real Name: Chris Location: Cincinnati Watch: me soar Posts: 930	Not very fast but I'm going to guess that he is very quick. So quick, not fast. Therefore, make sure he doesn't sneak up on you and gets close. In fact, looking at his stature, I think he might even waddle when he runs. You can easily outrun him I'm guessing. If not, it would make a great excuse to pick up that black C63... Doesn't he also have a kind of innocent look to him? Aw, I bet he wouldn't shiv a fly. __________________ Rolex Sea Dweller 16600 Omega SMP IWC 3227-01 Autodromo Prototipo

16 March 2009, 12:54 PM	#19
Andad 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Real Name: Eddie Location: Australia Watch: A few. Posts: 37,534	Keep looking Jen. They're out there. __________________ E

16 March 2009, 01:20 PM	#20
bodybump ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 2024 SubLV41 Sponsor & Boutique Seller Join Date: Sep 2008 Real Name: Oscar Location: Florida Watch: Me!!! Posts: 23,233	jen you must be so lonely.... __________________

16 March 2009, 10:12 PM	#21
redshirt1957 "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Real Name: Bubba Location: Bitsyville! Watch: Blue YM today! Posts: 10,053	They all look like a bunch of boobs to me.

17 March 2009, 01:06 AM	#24
astcell "TRF" Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Real Name: Robert Location: Angelus Oaks, CA Watch: 116713 Posts: 6,828	Stick with www.jailbabes.com __________________ SS GMTII "D", TT GMTIIc "Z"

17 March 2009, 01:16 AM	#25
Jimbits76 "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: UK Posts: 9,407	I think Suitor Number 4 looks kinda sweet. All the others try and looked ripped and mean, he just looks like he wants a piece of pie! J

17 March 2009, 06:28 AM	#27
jdc "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Real Name: Martin Location: UK Posts: 7,023	Well Jen I think it is great you are doing your bit for the community. Many are in jail for crimes they did not commit we should not judge. I think if you can get a rapport with one of these gentlemen you may be able to change their life for the better. I think number 4 would be a great choice but I think he may be on day release / shore leave. Talking about day release the pictures of that big ugly looking one at the party might be your best bet. Probably the biggest challenge as he looks like the rehab programme he is on is not having much effect. Good luck and hope you hear wedding bells soon

17 March 2009, 01:21 AM	#28
elijahenoch "TRF" Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Real Name: ANTOINE Location: UPLAND,CA Watch: ROLEX G-114060M Posts: 318	Neither i think i could be your new pen pal! I will pm you my address Jk...... __________________ GOD IS LOVE *REVELATION 13:16-18*

17 March 2009, 01:24 AM	#29
chriseskew24 "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Real Name: Christopher Location: fort lauderdale Watch: Bunches Posts: 1,860	How the heck did you get my picture Jen

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