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elijahenoch · 16 March 2009, 06:54 PM

QUESTIONS THAT HAUNT ME!

If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?

Can you cry under water?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box ?

What disease did cured ham actually have?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby " when babies wake up like every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Why do doctors leave the room while you change?

They're going to see you naked anyway.

Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat ?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?

They're both dogs!

If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your ass?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

ColinB · 16 March 2009, 07:07 PM

Slow day over there?

Gedanken · 16 March 2009, 07:10 PM

Pfft - light and fluffy stuff. Try figuring out how a blind man knows when to stop wiping.

elijahenoch · 16 March 2009, 08:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Gedanken

Pfft - light and fluffy stuff. Try figuring out how a blind man knows when to stop wiping.

pffft

Mosco · 16 March 2009, 11:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gedanken

Pfft - light and fluffy stuff. Try figuring out how a blind man knows when to stop wiping.

Carolina · 17 March 2009, 06:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gedanken

Pfft - light and fluffy stuff. Try figuring out how a blind man knows when to stop wiping.

Eek!

Andad · 16 March 2009, 08:03 PM

James, that was disgusting.

Lion · 16 March 2009, 11:42 PM

All very good statements which were fun to read!!!

bodybump · 16 March 2009, 11:55 PM

I hear you buddy i have a question for myself too..Is it ok to have sofdrinks and soda during coffee break??

Trurolexer · 17 March 2009, 12:09 AM

Why you sold your ROLEX???

elijahenoch · 17 March 2009, 12:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Trurolexer

Why you sold your ROLEX???

Huh?

elijahenoch · 17 March 2009, 12:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trurolexer

Why you sold your ROLEX???

Huh?

Mosco · 17 March 2009, 04:29 AM

Why is there braille writing on drive-up ATM's?

Why are there handicapped spaces outside of a skating ring?

JJ Irani · 17 March 2009, 04:41 AM

Funny stuff, guys!!

16 March 2009, 06:54 PM	#1
elijahenoch "TRF" Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Real Name: ANTOINE Location: UPLAND,CA Watch: ROLEX G-114060M Posts: 318	Questions that haunt me QUESTIONS THAT HAUNT ME! If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting? Can you cry under water? How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? Why does a round pizza come in a square box ? What disease did cured ham actually have? How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby " when babies wake up like every two hours? If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway. Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural? Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat ? If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him? Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ? If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner? If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from? If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? Why did you just try singing the two songs above? Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your ass? Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window? __________________ GOD IS LOVE *REVELATION 13:16-18*

16 March 2009, 07:07 PM	#2
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16 March 2009, 07:10 PM	#3
Gedanken "TRF" Member Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: Sir Location: Melbourne Watch: F-series SD Posts: 8,589	Pfft - light and fluffy stuff. Try figuring out how a blind man knows when to stop wiping. __________________ You buy a Casio to make sure you're on time; you wear a Rolex because you don't have to be on time.

16 March 2009, 08:03 PM	#7
Andad 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Real Name: Eddie Location: Australia Watch: A few. Posts: 37,534	James, that was disgusting. __________________ E

16 March 2009, 11:42 PM	#8
Lion "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Real Name: Leo Location: Midwest Watch: GMT-II 16710 PEPSI Posts: 21,461	All very good statements which were fun to read!!! __________________ SS GMT-II 16710 PEPSI(Z-serial#) THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MEN AND BOYS IS THE PRICE OF THE TOYS!!! MontBlanc Meisterstuck Doue Silver Barley MontBlanc Meisterstuck Solitaire Doue Signum Proud Card Carrying Member of the Curmudgeons.....Yikes!!!

16 March 2009, 11:55 PM	#9
bodybump ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 2024 SubLV41 Sponsor & Boutique Seller Join Date: Sep 2008 Real Name: Oscar Location: Florida Watch: Me!!! Posts: 23,233	I hear you buddy i have a question for myself too..Is it ok to have sofdrinks and soda during coffee break?? __________________

17 March 2009, 12:09 AM	#10
Trurolexer Banned Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: USA Watch: 5513MaxiI+PreComex Posts: 18,421	Why you sold your ROLEX???

17 March 2009, 04:29 AM	#13
Mosco "TRF" Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Real Name: Greg Location: Cincinnati Watch: I like to... Posts: 18,567	Why is there braille writing on drive-up ATM's? Why are there handicapped spaces outside of a skating ring? __________________ Instagram - @CaliberSwiss *“A man who procrastinates in his choosing will inevitably have his choice made for him by circumstance.” - Hunter S. Thompson*

17 March 2009, 04:41 AM	#14
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,319	Funny stuff, guys!! __________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

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