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idk01 · 28 March 2009, 04:32 PM

A Mexican maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was very upset about this
and asked:

'Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?'

Maria: 'Well Señora, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The
first is that I iron better than you.'

Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?'

Maria: 'Your husband said so.'

Wife: 'Oh.'

Maria: 'The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.'

Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?'

Maria: 'Your husband did.'

Wife: 'Oh.'

Maria: 'My third reason is that I am a better lover than you.'

Wife (really furious now): 'Did my husband say that as well?'

Maria: 'No Señora, the gardener did.'

SHE GOT THE RAISE

JJ Irani · 29 March 2009, 04:21 AM

Lion · 29 March 2009, 06:37 AM

Very funny!!!

Bebot · 29 March 2009, 06:58 AM

gtbike72 · 29 March 2009, 06:59 AM

onkyo · 29 March 2009, 07:46 AM

limbo · 29 March 2009, 10:30 AM

coddger · 29 March 2009, 12:53 PM

hflee55 · 29 March 2009, 01:42 PM

Bisquitlips · 29 March 2009, 01:43 PM

bodybump · 29 March 2009, 01:45 PM

Greenring · 31 March 2009, 09:36 AM

Now that was funny!

JF23 · 31 March 2009, 09:50 AM

Nice twist...

Latrodectus · 31 March 2009, 02:14 PM

DSJ · 1 April 2009, 12:09 AM

figbo · 1 April 2009, 12:56 AM

vapalux · 1 April 2009, 07:28 AM

Si

champion5 · 1 April 2009, 11:17 PM

Ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TSW · 26 July 2011, 05:57 AM

brkanand · 26 July 2011, 05:58 AM

Good one!

mitchy · 26 July 2011, 08:59 PM

28 March 2009, 04:32 PM	#1
idk01 "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Real Name: Dave Location: Australia Watch: DJ16233TT Posts: 18,485	Mexican Maid A Mexican maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was very upset about this and asked: 'Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?' Maria: 'Well Señora, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The first is that I iron better than you.' Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?' Maria: 'Your husband said so.' Wife: 'Oh.' Maria: 'The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.' Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?' Maria: 'Your husband did.' Wife: 'Oh.' Maria: 'My third reason is that I am a better lover than you.' Wife (really furious now): 'Did my husband say that as well?' Maria: 'No Señora, the gardener did.' SHE GOT THE RAISE __________________ *Apprentice to Terry Newton; Superstar and Fake Sleuth*

29 March 2009, 04:21 AM	#2
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29 March 2009, 06:37 AM	#3
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