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Old 28 March 2009, 11:03 PM   #1
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Involuntary Muscular Contractions

A University professor was giving a lecture on 'Involuntary Muscular
Contractions' to his first year medical students. Realizing this was not
the most riveting subject, the professor decided to lighten the mood
slightly.
He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, 'Do you know what
your @ss hole is doing while you're having an orgasm?'

She replied, 'probably out fishing with his buddies.'

It took 45 minutes to restore order in the classroom........
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Old 28 March 2009, 11:05 PM   #2
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Old 29 March 2009, 04:15 AM   #3
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Old 29 March 2009, 04:18 AM   #4
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that's a wild one JJ, i have not stopped laughing ..
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Old 29 March 2009, 04:20 AM   #5
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that's a wild one JJ, i have not stopped laughing ..
...sorry jj, i meant dave. i'm still recovering from this one..
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Old 29 March 2009, 06:36 AM   #7
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Now that's funny!!!
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