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arneleo · 31 March 2009, 12:32 PM

A woman came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman.

With superhuman strength borne of fury, she dragged her husband down the stairs to the garage and put his di<k in a vice. She then secured it tightly and threw away the handle.

Next she picked up a hacksaw.

The husband terrified, screamed, "Stop! Stop! You're not going to cut it off are you?"

The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, said, "Nope. You are", as she handed him the hacksaw. I'm going to set the garage on fire."

Lion · 31 March 2009, 01:33 PM

Now that's a good one!!!

onkyo · 31 March 2009, 02:03 PM

Latrodectus · 31 March 2009, 02:52 PM

Timber Loftis · 31 March 2009, 03:34 PM

Seen it on Watchmen.

JJ Irani · 31 March 2009, 04:15 PM

limbo · 31 March 2009, 05:28 PM

hflee55 · 31 March 2009, 09:53 PM

oneillba · 31 March 2009, 10:41 PM

Ouch!

coddger · 1 April 2009, 01:41 PM

MrRetep · 1 April 2009, 01:52 PM

steelers · 2 April 2009, 12:25 AM

Nice!

idk01 · 2 April 2009, 12:40 AM

Ouch

TSW · 26 July 2011, 05:56 AM

Yikes

mitchy · 26 July 2011, 08:54 PM

31 March 2009, 12:32 PM	#1
arneleo "TRF" Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: California Watch: Yachtmaster Posts: 62	Caught in a vise A woman came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. With superhuman strength borne of fury, she dragged her husband down the stairs to the garage and put his di<k in a vice. She then secured it tightly and threw away the handle. Next she picked up a hacksaw. The husband terrified, screamed, "Stop! Stop! You're not going to cut it off are you?" The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, said, "Nope. You are", as she handed him the hacksaw. I'm going to set the garage on fire."

31 March 2009, 01:33 PM	#2
Lion "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Real Name: Leo Location: Midwest Watch: GMT-II 16710 PEPSI Posts: 21,461	Now that's a good one!!! __________________ SS GMT-II 16710 PEPSI(Z-serial#) THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MEN AND BOYS IS THE PRICE OF THE TOYS!!! MontBlanc Meisterstuck Doue Silver Barley MontBlanc Meisterstuck Solitaire Doue Signum Proud Card Carrying Member of the Curmudgeons.....Yikes!!!

31 March 2009, 02:52 PM	#4
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