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idk01 · 2 April 2009, 10:48 PM

A plane passed through a severe storm. The turbulence was awful, and things
went from bad to worse when one wing was struck by lightning.

One woman lost it completely. She stood up in the front of the plane and
screamed, 'I'm too young to die,' she cried. Then she yelled, 'If I'm
going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there
anyone on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?'

For a moment, there was silence. Everyone stared at the desperate woman in
the front of the plane. Then the man from Australia stood up in the rear
of the plane.

He was handsome, tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes.
Slowly, he started to walk up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt as he went,
one button at a time. No one moved. He removed his shirt. Muscles rippled
across his chest. She gasped...

Then, he spoke...

'Iron this -- and then get me a beer.'

Lion · 2 April 2009, 11:04 PM

Very good!!!

fsujp · 3 April 2009, 12:10 AM

Hahhahahhaha

JJ Irani · 3 April 2009, 02:38 AM

ColinB · 3 April 2009, 05:15 AM

limbo · 3 April 2009, 06:53 AM

hflee55 · 3 April 2009, 12:42 PM

coddger · 3 April 2009, 01:10 PM

Latrodectus · 3 April 2009, 01:25 PM

swatty · 4 April 2009, 06:59 PM

yep

Bisquitlips · 6 April 2009, 02:22 PM

onkyo · 6 April 2009, 02:59 PM

A classic. LOL.

2 April 2009, 10:48 PM	#1
idk01 "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Real Name: Dave Location: Australia Watch: DJ16233TT Posts: 18,485	Only an Aussie man can make you feel like a woman A plane passed through a severe storm. The turbulence was awful, and things went from bad to worse when one wing was struck by lightning. One woman lost it completely. She stood up in the front of the plane and screamed, 'I'm too young to die,' she cried. Then she yelled, 'If I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there anyone on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?' For a moment, there was silence. Everyone stared at the desperate woman in the front of the plane. Then the man from Australia stood up in the rear of the plane. He was handsome, tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes. Slowly, he started to walk up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt as he went, one button at a time. No one moved. He removed his shirt. Muscles rippled across his chest. She gasped... Then, he spoke... 'Iron this -- and then get me a beer.' __________________ *Apprentice to Terry Newton; Superstar and Fake Sleuth*

2 April 2009, 11:04 PM	#2
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onkyo Banned Join Date: Apr 2008 Real Name: Pav Location: Manhattan Posts: 11,495	A classic. LOL.

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