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idk01 · 8 April 2009, 06:09 PM

A female dwarf goes to a doctor complaining of an embarrassing itch in the
groin area.

The doctor looks her up and down, picks her up and stands her on his desk.
He lifts up her skirt and puts his head under. A little perplexed, she
hears snip, snip, snip, snip. The doctor emerges from under her skirt.
'How's that?'
'Well, it's a lot better actually, but...........it's still there.'

Undaunted, he dives back under her skirt. Snip, snip, snip, snip. Out he
comes.

'How's that?' he asks again more confident. 'That's wonderful! What did you
do?'
'I trimmed up the top of your Ugg boots.'

limbo · 8 April 2009, 07:28 PM

swatty · 8 April 2009, 08:44 PM

Lion · 8 April 2009, 11:54 PM

Very good!!!

hflee55 · 9 April 2009, 01:37 AM

onkyo · 9 April 2009, 02:18 AM

coddger · 9 April 2009, 02:50 AM

JJ Irani · 9 April 2009, 03:51 AM

8 April 2009, 06:09 PM	#1
idk01 "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Real Name: Dave Location: Australia Watch: DJ16233TT Posts: 18,485	A female dwarf goes to a doctor A female dwarf goes to a doctor complaining of an embarrassing itch in the groin area. The doctor looks her up and down, picks her up and stands her on his desk. He lifts up her skirt and puts his head under. A little perplexed, she hears snip, snip, snip, snip. The doctor emerges from under her skirt. 'How's that?' 'Well, it's a lot better actually, but...........it's still there.' Undaunted, he dives back under her skirt. Snip, snip, snip, snip. Out he comes. 'How's that?' he asks again more confident. 'That's wonderful! What did you do?' 'I trimmed up the top of your Ugg boots.' __________________ *Apprentice to Terry Newton; Superstar and Fake Sleuth*

8 April 2009, 11:54 PM	#4
Lion "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Real Name: Leo Location: Midwest Watch: GMT-II 16710 PEPSI Posts: 21,461	Very good!!! __________________ SS GMT-II 16710 PEPSI(Z-serial#) THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MEN AND BOYS IS THE PRICE OF THE TOYS!!! MontBlanc Meisterstuck Doue Silver Barley MontBlanc Meisterstuck Solitaire Doue Signum Proud Card Carrying Member of the Curmudgeons.....Yikes!!!

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