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Old 10 April 2009, 03:29 AM   #1
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Fart Joke

"Doctor, every time I break wind, I produce the sound 'HONDA'.

"Drop your shreddies, bend over the desk, and lets have a quick inspection.
But first, give me a rendition".

So I clenched my teeth, gave a squeeze, and there it was...'HONDA'.

I bent over and he had a rather lengthy delve into the depths. "Ah, I see
the cause of your problem; you`ve got an abscess up there".

"But how does that produce such a sound?" I ask.

Doctor replies, "Because... Abscess makes the fart go 'HONDA'".
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Old 10 April 2009, 03:40 AM   #2
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"Because... Abscess makes the fart go 'HONDA'".


It took me a few minutes -

"Absence makes the heart grow fonder"

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Old 10 April 2009, 06:06 AM   #3
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Old 10 April 2009, 06:09 AM   #4
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Oh No.
If I tell my lady that one,
there will be no dinnah.
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Old 10 April 2009, 07:28 AM   #5
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I can't believe I actually read this!!!
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Now that one is bad/good!!!
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