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Old 23 April 2009, 03:16 AM   #1
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My present

The two lesbians next door gave me a Rolex for my birthday.

I think they got a bit confused actually, 'cos when they asked me what I wanted I said, "I wanna watch!".
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Old 23 April 2009, 04:00 AM   #2
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Old 23 April 2009, 04:20 AM   #3
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Old 23 April 2009, 04:30 AM   #4
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Old 23 April 2009, 04:37 AM   #5
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Old 23 April 2009, 04:58 AM   #6
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Old 23 April 2009, 06:20 AM   #7
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Old 23 April 2009, 07:53 AM   #8
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Old 23 April 2009, 08:08 AM   #9
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Old 23 April 2009, 10:18 AM   #10
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Old 23 April 2009, 12:31 PM   #11
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Old 23 April 2009, 04:40 PM   #12
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Old 24 April 2009, 10:38 AM   #13
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Old 24 April 2009, 02:02 PM   #14
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Old 12 September 2009, 02:06 PM   #15
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Old 12 September 2009, 07:10 PM   #16
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Old 15 September 2009, 07:49 AM   #17
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Old 23 July 2011, 05:45 PM   #20
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Old 23 July 2011, 11:09 PM   #21
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